BREAKING: Astrology has now been entirely replaced with which Mario Kart character you main

i’m a Wario

Why wait

cancer / leo / scorpio [phone wallpaper vers]

libra / aquarius / virgo [phone wallpaper vers]

The Signs As Strange Weather Phenomenons

i hope the astrology meme never dies

keep telling me fake stuff about my imaginary personality as it relates to beyonce’s discography or nicki’s looks by year or whatever else

(x) Pokemon Zodiac, it took a lot of time but is finally finished.

yall know so much about astrology

We’re all just making shit up as we go

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

wheres capricorn

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

me: i lov obi wan kanoob haha :)

some guy: Ha ha! Right you are, my lady. Wow. A female with knowledge of cinema’s finest accomplishment? Be still my heart! Typically, I’m not so forward, but you have piqued my curiosity. A girl that likes Star Wars? A rare breed indeed! I love a smart girl over women who talk about make up, haha. Mayhaps we could continue this conversation over drinks? As a Redditor - and a gilded one at that - I wouldst make the evening magical and wonderful. I am not like the other men of this sick world. If you were dating me, I’d be the one making the sandwiches :) haha :). I am real, my gorgeous, intelligent, scientific poppet. A real man who respects women, unlike the others. It’s one of the many things that make me different, my sweet, electronic flower. Did I tell you I held a door open for a woman once? I know. And more of that to come, I assure you. Imagine. You. Me. A little jazz club in the city… none of that Lil’ Wayne/Taylor Swift crap the sheeple like to listen to. Real music. Music fit for a lady of discriminating taste. And, speaking of discrimination, during the meal I can expound at length about the crime rates among African Americans vis a vis normal people. I am not racist. I am white, so how can I be racist? I know a lot of statistics, my dearest, beautiful, white, female orchid. What say you, my lovely, succulent peach? Will you do me the honor of being my date for the eve? Merely, tell me the time and place and my mom and I will pick you up.

Aries: “my dearest, beautiful, white, female orchid.”

Taurus: “I am real, my gorgeous, intelligent, scientific poppet.”

Gemini: “I wouldst make the evening magical and wonderful. I am not like the other men of this sick world.”

Cancer: “my sweet, electronic flower.”

Leo: “Did I tell you I held a door open for a woman once? I know.”

Virgo: “I am not racist. I am white, so how can I be racist?”

Libra: “As a Redditor - and a gilded one at that - I wouldst make the evening magical and wonderful.”

Scorpio: “normal people.”

Sagittarius: “You. Me. A little jazz club in the city…”

Capricorn: “Merely, tell me the time and place and my mom and I will pick you up.”

Aquarius: “If you were dating me, I’d be the one making the sandwiches :) haha :).”

Pisces: “none of that Lil’ Wayne/Taylor Swift crap the sheeple like to listen to. Real music.”

y’all………………

The “I will do it because you said I couldn’t” club

Sagittarius, Pisces, Capricorn, Gemini, Scorpio, Aries

Also known as “you told me to do it and now I won’t to spite you club”

the signs as strange weather phenomena

I am down for this