I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it” 

i’m mcfrEAKIN LOSIN IT OVER THIS GHOST COSTUME!!!

Animals-O-Ween—Dog as Ghost

By: @silver-sivien

Date: October 15, 2018

More: This Silken Windhound is disguised as a ghost. The Silken Windhounds temperament is affectionate and playful. The first successful litter of the breed occurred in 1985. The breed was officially recognized by the United Kennel Club in 2011. 

Playlist: Dog as Ghost | Cat as Bob Ross | Fox as Wizard | Human as Horse

i [23m] gave my girlfriend [21f] my discord password and she used it to hack into my account to change my theme from dark theme to light theme the new age of cyber crimes is here

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