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john winchester: mary was the love of my life. we were so happy. and then just like that - gone. everything we'd built, up in flames. every day i ask myself why. do you want to see a picture? i carry ten in my wallet - look. wasn't she beautiful? *tearing up* i'm gonna find the monster that killed her. you won't believe what lurks around out there while you're safe in your bed at night. and then... my boys... *major waterworks* they're in the car. i know this ain't the right life for 'em, on the road, never staying at one school for more than a few months at a time... my youngest, sammy, he gives me hell for that... smartest kid you've ever met, he is. but i can't let them live like other kids, you know? knowing what's out there, they've got to protect themselves. my eldest boy, dean... he's shaping up to be a good soldier. a little slow on the uptake sometimes, and I- *deep breath* - i hate being so hard on him, on both of them. i love my boys to death. I LOVE MY BOYS. and i can't believe mary isn't here to watch em grow up... oh... what was the question again?

bewildered clerk at the grocery store: ... sir, i just asked whether you had a loyalty card with us

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the first and only rule of having fun in a fandom is picking a narratively insignificant or underappreciated character to be balls to the walls crazyinsane about

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Summary: Adam knocked on the door and waited. And waited. And waited. He knocked again, and then it opened to Sam brandishing a gun, Dean behind him with a knife and a bottle of whiskey. When they saw him, they didn’t relax, but they didn’t attack either. “Adam?” Sam asked, hesitantly. “Or… Michael?” Adam knew he had to look ridiculous. Before, they’d seen him while he still had an archangel maintaining his body, but after the last day and a half? He was sweaty and sunburnt and dehydrated and he could almost feel the bags under his eyes. But another gift of the Cage was losing the ability to give a fuck what he looked like. “Michael isn't home right now,” Adam said. “And I’d like to know why.”

Note from submitter: so good?!?!? i wanna cry?!?!

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see the thing about supernatural is all the utterly insane coincidences that built up, unbelievably, into a compelling narrative. "'I'm not exactly a believer.' 'Oh you will be, son. you will be.'" "So, that's Michael, right?" "I've seen your future, it's covered in thick, black ooze." these are all accidents. complete and utter mistakes. these writers are stupid. I'm losing my mind

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