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to sleep, perchance to dream

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hi, i'm jodie. i am trying to put the atom back together. here are some rants and pretty pictures.
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tauforged

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

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in my crowded brain you're in uppercase

Stand Atlantic, Like That

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Confiding publicly that my abuser felt abused by me may make you not want to believe me. It makes me, like most others, an imperfect victim. But let me tell you up front that those rumored complaints — ruining his reputation, blaming his suffering on my not reciprocating — are actually part of a documented pattern of behavior from those who engage in abuse: DARVO, or deny, attack, and reverse victim and offender. Does that make me more believable? Or what if I tell you I’m not actually asking you to decide whether or not this person was left perfectly unharmed by me? What if I just didn’t want to be stalked anymore? What’s that worth to you?
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my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

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3pblueberry

scientists should walk away really exaggerated and call out ‘OK! i guess i’ll stop researching quantum physics...’ and then when the particles relax, they whip around super fast like a kid who just watched Toy Story trying to trick their toys into acting alive

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bogleech

Isn't that already how it's studied

I just finished reading When We Cease to Understand the World, so this post is eerily relevant.

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A father said to his daughter “You have graduated with honors, here is a car I bought many years ago. It is pretty old now. But before I give it to you, take it to the used car lot downtown and tell them I want to sell it and see how much they offer you for it. ”The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, “They offered me $1,000 because the said it looks pretty worn out. ”The father said, now “Take it to the pawn shop.” The daughter went to the pawn shop, returned to her father and said,”The pawn shop offered only $100 because it is an old car.” The father asked his daughter to go to a car club now and show them the car. The daughter then took the car to the club, returned and told her father, “Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it because it’s a Nissan Skyline R34, it’s an iconic car and sought by many collectors!” Now the father said this to his daughter, “The right place values you the right way. If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place. Those who know your value are those who appreciate you…Never stay in a place where no one sees your value.”
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