giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot
The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.
period i am against that for sure
little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on
no “carrd.” you learn things about me based on what you can piece together from the vague details of my life I disclose in rare moments of vulnerability
Sunshine ghoulette ☀️
hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-
reading an online discussion about fairy shrimp and someone remarked that "what they lack in charisma, they make up in vigor" and maybe I'm just hopelessly bug-pilled but I think these sad little feathers with the dot eyes deserve at least some universal cute credit
not sure what it is people hate so much about bugs anyway but fairy shrimp are literally just an orange line with little eyes that look at you. they don't even have a shell
He’s so fucking cute
and you can’t tell me he is not smiling in the second gif?
Real talk if you get a shitty anon just block and ignore it. All they want is attention, any kind of attention, and they are not worth your time.
papa emerizztus the third
Observation: he offers her his hand first, and she puts her own into it herself. Only then does he start to capture her hand intensely and insistently, leaving her no way to retreat.
What a gentleman! But dangerous.
New summon Swiss discovering Dad Jokes for the first time and proceeding to annoy EVERYONE with truly awful jokes
New carebear is named Pissed At You Bear and he's just pissed at you
Grumpy bear is just grumpy and not feeling it... He doesn't actively have a grudge against you. Okay? Pissed at You Bear is actively pissed off at you for something YOU did. He's a different bear. His belly badge is a screenshot of your text conversation with him.
hi tumblr! i don’t use this app much anymore but i have a new sticker coming to my etsy shop soon! :D it sparkles and im so excited about it
LET HIM DANCE👹👹👹👹
is it just me or ghouls are super behaved in the movie
Thinking about how all the ghost songs are written by "a ghoul writer". And am now imagining what that process looks like. Who writes lyrics? All of them? Who's written which songs?? What do songs writing sessions look like?
Just. Ghouls being musicians even when they're stage is so important to me.
I think it's kind of hilarious the way tobias describes the person who portrayed copia in the dancing portions of the rats video as a "body double" because even though that's semantically accurate, that dancer is like. visibly smaller than him. to the crew in charge of finding dancers that could pass as tobias under a mask, no twink was too small
The radfem fandom is dying. Post about your blorbos to make it die faster
this is the funniest sentence i've seen all day. damn that blorbo
me writing a telegram to my hussar husband circa 1917: szia balazs hope you are well stop vienna is nice but there's no fucking food stop woke up with german officer's wife realized i've never been attracted to men so we're through stop sorry about that but am sure you understand your unit always struck me as extremely homoerotic stop can we still be friends yours helena
