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Hi, I'm Joe! 23 human years. Perverted unbalanced drama queen with psychotic tendencies. Only sober when asleep, socially awkward at all times. Reblogging shit, Welcome to Night Vale, Harry Potter, weaboo stuff, Ghibli, all things that exist (and do not exist). Links to other accounts on nav bellow, I'm also on YouTube! Please follow, I often follow back. :D
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varnuk

I really like Sho’s hair around this time, it was the early 2000s huh? Arashi in their early twenties were adorable, cheekpinching cuteness. Arashi now, in their thirties is just ovaryimploding sexyshit. i swear i’m gonna die a really messy Arashi death if they get any sexier.

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jujumacaroni

Hootangina cn i be that person who's tapping his cheeks pakshet naman

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Listen to me sing an Ilonggo version of "How Far I'll Go" from Disney's Moana. I am so frustrated and was actually crying when I heard that the Philippines Version was English and not Filipino. I was so heartbroken that now that the pacific islanders finally had a represent in Disney, our version wasn't sung in our language. I dont understand. Out of frustration and love for our dying culture, I made this. I am not saying that I dont like Janella's version. I do. It's just sad and very heartbreaking that it wasnt sung in a language we were supposed to be proud of. Ilonggo lyrics are by me. Original song and lyrics ofc is by Disney. There are two Filipino versions in actual Filipino too and they are both very beautiful. Check it out https://youtu.be/V8fOumwpgW8 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1035818213207146&id=585565608232411

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bethmartell

movies list : My Neighbor Totoro (1988 - Dir. Hayao Miyazaki) “What a beautiful tree. It’s been around since long ago, back in the time when trees and people used to be friends. When I saw this tree, I knew this would be a good place for our family to live.”

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November 17, 2015 [11:52 PM] my friend replied that she felt better when I texted her this picture I’m confuse

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kimowota

NMB48 Kinoshita Momoka’s Kiteiretsu ‘My time as a kenkyuusei where I held strong against unreasonable demands’

~Choker~

I know it just seems like a collar, but to me it’s an item to which I have very strong memories attached. After passing the NMB48 auditions, it was an item that I used to wear sometimes, however I was yelled at by a certain staff member to 'take it off’. 
Even while thinking that they had no reason to control my clothing I wore outside of work, I took it off obediently. 
Afterwards, even though I was being obedient, the same person started saying to me again 'you’re not idol-like at all’. 
Even though I said I would quit because of this comment, my application to quit was rejected. 
This exchange happened numerous times, until I snapped. I made up my resolve that I may be fired for it, and I started wearing lolita fashion to handshake events. 
That person must have given up on me, they never said anything to me regarding my clothing again. 
When I was a kenkyuusei, there were times when I wasn’t allowed to eat my bentou along with the members who had been put in a team. 
Because of these experiences, I can now deal with most unreasonable demands which are thrown at me.
I’m glad that I started as a kenkyuusei*. I really, honestly think so now.

Translator’s Notes:

* = Momoka was one of the few first generation members who wasn’t promoted to original Team N, so by this she means that she’s glad she started out as a kenkyuusei first. This wasn’t mentioned explicitly in the text but I thought I’ll put it here for background information.

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AKB48 TOKYO DOME CONCERT MC 140820 - Takamina’s new hair

Miichan: Takamina, what’s with your hair?
Takamina: I’m in the middle of changing the colour! I was actually told to by that girl, the one I really like, NMB’s Kinoshita Momoka. She actually talked to me the other day and said ‘Takamina-san are you going to dye your hair? I’m going to dye mine blue. But if the colour you choose is bad then I’m just not going to speak with you ever.
Takamina: Momoka! What do you think of my hair?
*Momoka appears*
Momoka: What?
Miichan: So what do you think of Takamina’s new hair?
Momoka: I didn’t think she was actually going to dye it? I actually thought 'wow this person is terrifying’ and I talked to one of NMB’s managers about it. We both concluded that you’re a bit desperate *laughs*
Takamina: Oi, who is this manager!
Sayanee: Look at the back of her hair though! *fluffs up Momoka’s hair to show the shaved section*
*Takamina touches Momoka’s hair*
Takamina: This is a nostalgic feeling. Miichan!
*the members notice Momoka has drawn eyes on her palms*
Members: What’s with those?
Takamina: So cool!
*Takamina and Momoka introduce the next song*
Takamina & Momoka: The next song is Kimi no Koto ga Suki Dakara~
*Momoka turns to leave, but Takamina latches on and hugs her*
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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

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kickthebutt

I WAS EXPECTING JOHN CENA TO APPEAR

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