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THE WITCH CHORNICLES

New Witch Chronicles episode out now on Spotify and anywhere else you may find podcasts

This episode of the Witch Chronicles takes place after the events of Death to Dorkau.

Having survived the ordeal brought upon by the conspirators, Monarch Matrichni is summoned to answer for what went wrong and how they will move forward. This is a dinner invite you can't turn down.

The Witch Chronicles is an anthology series that takes place in the world of Teramor, the same setting in which the Witch and the Orchard is set in. The series follows various different characters that inhabit the world.

Death to Dorkau is an audio drama mini series about a priest that is coerced into joining a conspiracy to overthrow a despot.

If you like what you have heard so far, be sure to check out more episodes of the Witch Saga on Spotify and anywhere else you may find podcasts 

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NEW WITCH CHRONICLES EPISODE

This episode of the Witch Chronicles takes place after the events of Death to Dorkau.

Having survived the ordeal brought upon by the conspirators, Monarch Matrichni is summoned to answer for what went wrong and how they will move forward. This is a dinner invite you can't turn down.

The Witch Chronicles is an anthology series that takes place in the world of Teramor, the same setting in which the Witch and the Orchard is set in. The series follows various different characters that inhabit the world.

Death to Dorkau is an audio drama mini series about a priest that is coerced into joining a conspiracy to overthrow a despot.

If you like what you have heard so far, be sure to check out more episodes of the Witch Saga on Spotify and anywhere else you may find podcasts 

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DEATH TO DORKAU - DIRECTOR COMMENTARY

In this director commentary episode, I break down how I made my recent audio drama mini series- Death to Dorkau. I talk about everything from development with creating the idea and the writing process, to the voice acting and the post-production side of things.

All three episodes of Death to Dorkau are available now. Make sure to check them out if you haven't already. Leave a like and a review as it helps get attraction to more listeners. Hope you enjoy

How I made Death to Dorkau available now on Spotify and anyywhere else you may find podcasts

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FINAL EPISODE OF DEATH TO DORKAU OUT NOW

The third and final episode of Death to Dorkau is out now. Check out the series on Spotify and anywhere else you may find podcasts

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FINAL EPISODE OF DEATH TO DORKAU OUT NOW

Death to Dorkau is a dark fantasy political espionage thriller about a group of men who decide to overthrow a despot. It takes place in the Terrianus Resolve, a city state in the Waste of Teramor. This is the same world in which both the Witch and the Orchard and the Witch Chronicles are set in.

Listen to the whole series on Spotify and anywhere else you may find podcasts

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THIRD AND FINAL EPISODE OF DEATH TO DORKAU OUT NOW

In the aftermath of the assassination of a despot, a nervous priest goes into hiding. Paranoia amongst the conspirators grow rampant as they begin to question whether or not they have actually made a difference. But time is running short, as the walls quickly begin to close in around them- and someone must answer for the death of Dorkau.

This is the third and final episode of a brand new audio drama mini series called "Death to Dorkau" it is a dark fantasy political espionage thriller about a group of men who deside to overthrow a despot. It takes place in the Terrianus Resolve, a city state in the Waste of Teramor. This is the same world in which both the Witch and the Orchard and the Witch Chronicles are set in.

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NEW FANTASY AUDIO DRAMA OUT NOW

New fantasy audio drama out now.

After failing to save a man's life, Dorcaen Milos- a priest of the church of Dorkau, begins to have a crisis of faith. However things escalate when he is pressured into joining a conspiracy that threatens everything he has come to know.

This is the first episode of a brand new audio drama mini series called "Death to Dorkau" it is a dark fantasy political espionage thriller about a group of men who deside to overthrow a despot. It takes place in the Terrianus Resolve, a city state in the Waste of Teramor. This is the same world in which both the Witch and the Orchard and the Witch Chronicles are set in.

If you like this episode, be sure to check out some of my other work. You can expect more episodes of Death to Dorkau to be released soon. Alongside a directors commentary on the production of the mini series.

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NEW WITCH CHRONICLES EPISODE

A man is visited by Blood Brother Mikael, the cyborg leader of a vigilante militia group called the Blood Guard, under the suspicion that his son is a magic user. The Witch Chronicles is an anthology series of short stories that take place in the world of Teramor. The same setting as my podcast, the Witch and the Orchard. 

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NEW WITCH CHRONICLES EPISODE

On a dark and stormy night, an inspector recalls a disturbing tale to an unsuspecting Lord. The tale is about a troubled sailor, and his voyage with a Vampire

The Witch Chronicles is an anthology series of short stories that take place in the world of Teramor, the same setting in which the Witch and the Orchard is based in. If you like this episode, make sure to check out other episodes including the Witch and the Orchard

Available anywhere you can find podcasts

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New Witch Chronicles episode, out now on Spotify and anywhere you can get podcasts

In the dunes of the Waste, an omnipresent being known only as the Beholder, who watches all of time simultaneously. However, things soon turn awry when he is summoned by the King of the Damned; Nek-Lis Sun.

The Witch Chronicles is an anthology series of audio short dramas that takes place in the world of Teramor, the same setting that the Witch and the Orchard is based in. The series follows various characters throughout the world- as they tell their stories.

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NEW WITCH CHRONICLES EPISODE, OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY AND ANYWHERE ELSE YOU MAY FIND PODCASTS

In the dunes of the Waste, an omnipresent being known only as the Beholder, who watches all of time simultaneously. However, things soon turn awry when he is summoned by the King of the Damned; Nek-Lis Sun.

The Witch Chronicles is an anthology series of audio short dramas that takes place in the world of Teramor, the same setting that the Witch and the Orchard is based in. The series follows various characters throughout the world- as they tell their stories.

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NEW BATMAN AUDIO DRAMA

Batman - What Stares Back. Based on the comic Batman - Ego, this drama podcast tells the story of Batman hunting down a low level criminal after yet another Joker crime spree. However when the chase ends in tragedy, it takes a tole on Batman’s psyche- forcing him to question his crusade and very sanity

Batman - What Stares Back is now available on Spotify and anywhere else you may find podcasts 

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What I really love about the Knives Out series is that Benoit Blanc is the worlds greatest detective and an absolute genius at solving murder mysteries but none of that matters because the killer is an idiot 

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Watched Black Adam

It was Ok. Pacing was alright, editing was a bit all over the place, tone was flippant, performances could have used better direction at times and the music choice was just...ugh

Main things I didn’t like

1) Thought the Rock could have been a bit more smug throughout the whole thing, would have added to Black Adam’s ego, made him more interesting

2) Black Adam’s “not a hero” kind of stuff falls flat when he’s not really a villain either, his anti-hero status is kinda...eh, especially when you consider this takes place in a world where Batman literally brands mfs and runs them over with his car- like its just not that compelling

3) There’s no real arc for Adam, he doesn’t learn any lesson. He doesn’t identify himself as a hero, or a villain. He kinda familiarises himself with the modern world and thats about it. He doesn’t learn that sometimes violence isn’t the right answer, doesn’t learn that with great power comes great responsibility- there’s no real journey for the character. It honestly just felt like the rock spent 2 hours making himself look super cool and its just- not enough. You also have to remember that a lot of kids are watching this and they just see this dude powerhouse through entire armies and the only lesson is that “might equals right” like is that the shit you want to teach kids? I don’t know. Like it could have been a story about him coming to terms with being a leader, coming to understand the value of peaceful co-operation and conversation to avoid conflict- but it just wasn’t 

4) Villain sucked, was very uncompelling

5) Dialogue is clunky and they made some creative choices that were just...why? Like they done that Sergio Leone reference mid fight scene and its just like...why? Like it doesn’t fit what so ever

Things I liked

1) Justice Society were pretty cool. Dr Fate was great. really loved Hawkman- loved Atom Smasher and Cyclone, thought they were great together- very cute pair as well

2) Some of Black Adams kills were really sweet, really surprising they got away with it considering its 12A

3) Black Adam suit looks pretty dope

4) Cinematograghy is very nice

5) SUPERMAN wish he was in it more

6) Amanda Waller, love to see Amanda Waller- even briefly

But yeah, this movie is sadly very forgettable. Very mediocre, which can be expected when its been rewirrten a dozen times, been stuck in development hell for almost a decade and soooo many other issues. Its the kind of movie I walked away from and on the way home I though of six better different plotlines. Blac Adam should have just been the main badguy in Shazam, but the Rock wanted to be the lead in a movie- so we get this

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