Why, an Autobiography

Aldis Hodge as Alec Hardison in Leverage (2008—2012)

ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

nvm you know what we don't deserve them

and I rest my case

reblogging again because this exact image has been on my mind since I made the post

He is approximately three apples tall

sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything

let's get ✨vulnerable✨

Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

Happy anniversary!

not naming names but i hate this character design trope

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.

Yaaaaaay everybody frow up and die because you're not me 💚

Charles Rowland & Edwin Payne | Dead Boy Detectives 1.02

i'm not like other guys i take an angsty au and make it a comedy

remember when steve from blues clues was upset that people thought he died in a car crash, not because people thought he was dead but because they said he was driving a dodge charger and "that's a cop car"