FERAL CHILDREN AU

Whiplash: *chasing Tony armed with two pool noodles*

Steve and Bucky: *playing frisbee*

Clint: *shooting everyone with a bow and plastic suction cup arrow*

Natasha: *shooting everyone with a Nerf gun*

Thor: *trying to keep his favorite toy hammer away from Loki*

Hela: *has stolen knives from the kitchen*

Red Skull: *standing up on stage T posing over everyone*

Pietro: *running around like the hyperactive child he is*

Thanos: *looking for the rocks he painted rainbow colors*

Nick Fury: *comes out of the bathroom* I left y’all unsupervised FOR FIVE MINUTES!!

Bruce: *just sitting in the corner, reading*

SOMEONE DRAW THIS, PLEASE!!