MCU AS @just-shower-thoughts
Bruce Banner and Bucky Barnes are friends. Fight me.
#and they bond over their idiot boyfriends#*Steve and Tony fighting*#*Bruce watching with popcorn*#Bucky: Alright which one of our dumbasses started it?#Bruce: Steve#Bucky: Ah.#Bucky: *yelling at the top of his lungs* KICK HIS STAR SPANGLED ASS STARK!!#Bucky: *steals a handful of popcorn*#Bruce: Hey! That’s my popcorn. Make your own.#bruce banner#bucky barnes#steve rogers#tony stark#hulk#winter soldier#captain america#iron man#marvel#avengers#marvel headcanon#avengers headcanon
SUMMARY OF AGE OF ULTRON
Credit for most of the second half goes to @lafayettelover2337
Tony: Hey, Bruce? Do you wanna build a robot that could potentially destroy the world?
Bruce: Tony, no
Tony: I’m doing it.
Bruce: Tony, you’re an idiot.
Tony: I did it.
Bruce: Tony. WTF is wrong with you?
*later*
Tony: Um... Bruce?
Bruce: Let me guess. The robot I EXPLICITLY told you not to make went evil?
Tony: Yeah....
Bruce: Now you know how crazy of an idea that was, like, asking me to make another robot to fight the first robot crazy.
Tony: Yeah... About that...
Bruce: TONY!!