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ENDGAME AU

During the battle, Thanos uses the reality stone to make Steve small and sick again

Tony survives snapping Thanos’ army away

Gamora and Nebula get to kill Thanos

Steve retires and gives the shield to Sam

Tony returns the infinity stones (because there is no way anyone would let Steve do it since he’s tiny now) and brings Natasha back for Clint because he knows how it feels to lose someone you love (*cough cough* Irondad and Spiderson *cough cough*)

Bucky retires too (mostly to take care of Steve) and decides that, since he’s not going to fight anymore, he doesn’t need the metal arm anymore

AND STEVE AND BUCKY GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END

Just tagging a bunch of blogs I follow

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People who work in retail should have one day out of the year where we can talk back to customers who are rude and/or stupid

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Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

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harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

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anayely420

🙏🏼

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

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blastlight

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

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toca144

Giv news

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

pls

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

plz bagel plssss 🙏

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

Bagel, pls

bagel please i need this thank you

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prick-o

pls bagel

Bagel please

I beg of you sir bagel

PLEASE BAGEL GOD

BAGEL, I BEG YOU

come on Bagel

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A nurse has heart attack and describes what she felt like when having one

I am an ER nurse and this is the best description of this event that I have ever heard. 

 FEMALE HEART ATTACKS 

 I was aware that female heart attacks are different, but this is description is so incredibly visceral that I feel like I have an entire new understanding of what it feels like to be living the symptoms on the inside. Women rarely have the same dramatic symptoms that men have… you know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the cold sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor the we see in movies. Here is the story of one woman’s experience with a heart attack: 

 "I had a heart attack at about 10:30 PM with NO prior exertion, NO prior emotional trauma that one would suspect might have brought it on. I was sitting all snugly & warm on a cold evening, with my purring cat in my lap, reading an interesting story my friend had sent me, and actually thinking, ‘A-A-h, this is the life, all cozy and warm in my soft, cushy Lazy Boy with my feet propped up. A moment later, I felt that awful sensation of indigestion, when you’ve been in a hurry and grabbed a bite of sandwich and washed it down with a dash of water, and that hurried bite seems to feel like you’ve swallowed a golf ball going down the esophagus in slow motion and it is most uncomfortable. You realize you shouldn’t have gulped it down so fast and needed to chew it more thoroughly and this time drink a glass of water to hasten its progress down to the stomach. This was my initial sensation–the only trouble was that I hadn’t taken a bite of anything since about 5:00 p.m. 

After it seemed to subside, the next sensation was like little squeezing motions that seemed to be racing up my SPINE (hind-sight, it was probably my aorta spasms), gaining speed as they continued racing up and under my sternum (breast bone, where one presses rhythmically when administering CPR). This fascinating process continued on into my throat and branched out into both jaws. ‘AHA!! NOW I stopped puzzling about what was happening – we all have read and/or heard about pain in the jaws being one of the signals of an MI happening, haven’t we? I said aloud to myself and the cat, Dear God, I think I’m having a heart attack! I lowered the foot rest dumping the cat from my lap, started to take a step and fell on the floor instead. I thought to myself, If this is a heart attack, I shouldn’t be walking into the next room where the phone is or anywhere else… but, on the other hand, if I don’t, nobody will know that I need help, and if I wait any longer I may not be able to get up in a moment. 

I pulled myself up with the arms of the chair, walked slowly into the next room and dialed the Paramedics… I told her I thought I was having a heart attack due to the pressure building under the sternum and radiating into my jaws. I didn’t feel hysterical or afraid, just stating the facts. She said she was sending the Paramedics over immediately, asked if the front door was near to me, and if so, to un-bolt the door and then lie down on the floor where they could see me when they came in. I unlocked the door and then laid down on the floor as instructed and lost consciousness, as I don’t remember the medics coming in, their examination, lifting me onto a gurney or getting me into their ambulance, or hearing the call they made to St. Jude ER on the way, but I did briefly awaken when we arrived and saw that the radiologist was already there in his surgical blues and cap, helping the medics pull my stretcher out of the ambulance. He was bending over me asking questions (probably something like ‘Have you taken any medications?’) but I couldn’t make my mind interpret what he was saying, or form an answer, and nodded off again, not waking up until the Cardiologist and partner had already threaded the teeny angiogram balloon up my femoral artery into the aorta and into my heart where they installed 2 side by side stints to hold open my right coronary artery. 

I know it sounds like all my thinking and actions at home must have taken at least 20-30 minutes before calling the paramedics, but actually it took perhaps 4-5 minutes before the call, and both the fire station and St Jude are only minutes away from my home, and my Cardiologist was already to go to the OR in his scrubs and get going on restarting my heart (which had stopped somewhere between my arrival and the procedure) and installing the stents. Why have I written all of this to you with so much detail? Because I want all of you who are so important in my life to know what I learned first hand. 

1. Be aware that something very different is happening in your body, not the usual men’s symptoms but inexplicable things happening (until my sternum and jaws got into the act). It is said that many more women than men die of their first (and last) MI because they didn’t know they were having one and commonly mistake it as indigestion, take some Maalox or other anti-heartburn preparation and go to bed, hoping they’ll feel better in the morning when they wake up… which doesn’t happen. My female friends, your symptoms might not be exactly like mine, so I advise you to call the Paramedics if ANYTHING is unpleasantly happening that you’ve not felt before. It is better to have a ‘false alarm’ visitation than to risk your life guessing what it might be! 2. Note that I said ‘Call the Paramedics.’ And if you can take an aspirin. Ladies, TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! Do NOT try to drive yourself to the ER - you are a hazard to others on the road. Do NOT have your panicked husband who will be speeding and looking anxiously at what’s happening with you instead of the road. Do NOT call your doctor – he doesn’t know where you live and if it’s at night you won’t reach him anyway, and if it’s daytime, his assistants (or answering service) will tell you to call the Paramedics. He doesn’t carry the equipment in his car that you need to be saved! The Paramedics do, principally OXYGEN that you need ASAP. Your Dr. will be notified later. 3. Don’t assume it couldn’t be a heart attack because you have a normal cholesterol count. Research has discovered that a cholesterol elevated reading is rarely the cause of an MI (unless it’s unbelievably high and/or accompanied by high blood pressure). MIs are usually caused by long-term stress and inflammation in the body, which dumps all sorts of deadly hormones into your system to sludge things up in there. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let’s be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive to tell the tale.“

Reblog, repost, Facebook, tweet, pin, email, morse code, fucking carrier pigeon this to save a life! I wish I knew who the author was. I’m definitely not the OP, actually think it might be an old chain email or even letter from back in the day. The version I saw floating around Facebook ended with “my cardiologist says mail this to 10 friends, maybe you’ll save one!” And knew this was way too interesting not to pass on.

Save a life–Reblog.

Female heart attacks are much different, and most people don’t know it!

This is so much more helpful than the fucking lists that basically describe everything that happens during a really nasty panic attack and then tell you to go seek help as if you don’t have an anxiety disorder that does this to you on a regular basis and can afford to go to the emergency room.

Auto-reblog.

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peashooter85

Many women have silent heart attacks as well, where there are no symptoms at all until BAM! Then it happens.

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monster-bait

As a formerly (mostly) healthy person who is now dealing with post-covid heart issues, this was tremendously helpful to read. Reblog, save a life.

Important for all genders so you can recognize other symptoms in yourself and others.

This is based on your biological sex, not your gender. Your biology determines how you feel during a heart attack not whatever your pronouns are. When you go to the ER for suspected symptoms of a heart attack they need to know your biological sex, not your pronouns.

A friend of mine is FTM. He’s been having health issues and went to the ER for ‘likely covid’, but they asked biological sex and he said male, then was texting with me when he passed out. The nurse who saved him because I called the ER said to him they’d treated him based on the wrong information, he now knows that biological sex is the important piece of information at the doctor.

Docs don’t care what you call yourself - they care about saving your life.  Tell your doctor what organs you have.

This is outstanding. Please share it. ♥️✝️

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Today is the only day you can reblog this

[ID: a tweet by ‘Progress Bar 2021’ @/ProgressBar202_ reading, “2021 is 69% complete,” with an image of a black progress bar filled in till 69% in green. it was posted on 10th september 2021 at 1:54 am. /end ID.]

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you can’t look at me and say that bertolt and reiner isn’t the cutest couple you’ve ever seen

we’ve reached 40 notes, thanks.

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dsmp/mcyt/whatever the fuck fans stop trying to enforce the rule that you can't play Minecraft unless you like the funny dream man challenge

The only Minecraft YouTubers that I watch are DanTDM and the other guy that divorced his wife a while ago and has a cat called Cloud and it's purely for nostalgia purposes more than anything

YOU LIKE POPULARMMOS TOO!?

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sindri42

guys holy fuck

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

I call it the wristfucker.

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

THIS IS STUPID

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

My finest creation.

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hentairobot

IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS

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shatterstag

OHHHH MYYY H GODDDD

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janothar

loss.lightsaber

this website is a cesspool. i love it.

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough

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afronerdism

Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.

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doobiebenson
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butch-bakugo

I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.

Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

They were CHILDREN.

They were murdered in cold blood.

I'm fucking crying. This is my heritage -- my grandfather's parents left Canada to escape this shit.

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vit-ri-ol-ic

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ʀᴇɪʙᴇʀᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs

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CW: Boys being idiots & incapable of communication.
  • Reiner is the first to catch feelings.
  • He's a gay disaster.
  • Bertholdt is too oblivious to notice either of these things.
  • Because he's an idiot.
  • Marcel & Annie can tell that Reiner has the hots for Bertholdt from a mile away.
  • Because he really isn't subtle.
  • Like, at all.
  • Reiner tries on multiple occasions to get Annie and Bertholdt to hook up in an attempt to seem less suspicious.
  • It makes him seem 10x MORE suspicious.
  • Bertholdt has no idea that Reiner is even gay until Ymir offhandedly says something about it.
  • Bertholdt was probably the only one in the 104th Cadet Corps that didn't know.
  • Reiner honestly thinks he's fooling everyone.
  • This revelation has Bertholdt questioning his own sexuality, which isn't something that he'd ever questioned before.
  • He knows he likes girls, but he also acknowledges that he finds certain boys attractive.
  • Like Reiner, or even Eren.
  • Bertholdt then starts to become more aware of how Reiner acts around him specifically:
  • How easily he gets flustered.
  • How he flushes and refuses to make eye contact.
  • How he overcompensates for these nervous tics by talking loudly and redirecting the conversation until he finds his footing.
  • And then it hits Bertholdt.
  • Oh.
  • Ohh.
  • "He likes me." Bertholdt states while sparring with Annie.
  • "Obviously." She replies, before dutifully knocking him on his ass.
  • Bertholdt isn't sure if he feels the same way at first — he's attracted to Reiner for sure, but he'd never really thought of his friend romantically before.
  • He decides to talk to Reiner about it anyway.
  • Reiner is noticeably embarrassed when his sexuality & crush are brought up and he frantically denies both claims.
  • But it hits him that he isn't fooling anyone and he finally admits to his feelings.
  • He definitely cries because he feels ashamed.
  • Bertholdt just hugs him tightly.
  • And kisses his forehead.
  • "I can't say that I feel the same way, but I also can't say that there isn't something there. And, if you're willing, I'd like to take things slow and give this a shot."
  • Reiner thinks he's dreaming.
  • Except his dreams [or rather nightmares] usually end in painful, humiliating rejection.
  • "I'd like that." Reiner says, and he returns the hug.
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