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Cold, hard logic... maybe

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Eccentric nerdy aro/ace/agender Autistic. JotunPhilosopher on AO3 (mainly Good Omens, with a bit of D&D) (https://archiveofourown.org/users/JotunPhilosopher). Check out my Redbubble shop (http://pridephages.redbubble.com) for cool products covered in Pride flag bacteriophages, and to support a starving artist! #SupportQueerArtists #SupportAutisticArtists No bigots, please
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Pinned Post: Good Omens metas etc

Pretty much everything here is also on my newly minted AO3 profile as well! :D

Metas:

Season 3 speculation playlist -- edited/expanded 18/02/2024

The Scarlet Pimpernel -- parallels and possibilities for S3

If you liked that, you might like this: Good Omens and World Of The Five Gods -- a lil' book rec to help keep you all going until S3!

Half meta, half ramble -- some random Goetic thoughts

Discworld/Good Omens parallels -- some minor thematic and character-related musings (mostly Aziraphale-flavoured)

How Aziraphale did the trick -- my guess/analysis of how Aziraphale pulled off the photo/leaflet switch in the dressing room scene

Celestial -- not quite fanfic, not quite meta, still fun thing from my brain

Fic prompts of varying degrees of derangedness:

A Good Omens mini-ficlet to celebrate the 200th anniversary of the RNLI -- ok, technically a minific rather than a prompt, but take it as such if you like! :D

Fun D&D idea for Good Omens-loving DMs! Edit 14/10/24: Suggested in-universe character bios and statblocks for Aziraphale and Crowley now available!

A narrative clothesline -- long bit of fic showing one of the scenarios (really the closest to a coherent narrative) my brain's cooked up in its wild hypothesising about S3

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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled

i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school

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reminder about aziraphale and crowley:

they're male. they're female. they're both. they're neither. they're more. they're lesbians. they're gay men. they're queer. they're bisexual. they're butch. they're femme. they're androgynous. they're masculine. they're camp. they're fluid. they're genderless.

they're anything and everything you can imagine because they've been around for all of it. and most of all, they're not real - so there's no 'wrong' way to draw them, to write them, to talk about them, or to think about them in terms of their queerness, as long as you acknowledge they are fundamentally queer.

thank you for listening. as you were

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vidavalor

This, this, this!!!! Wish I could like this a trillion times.

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thememedaddy
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pellaeas

hi everyone. the batter will thicken as the flour hydrates. so start it a tiny bit runny and let it sit ten minutes to idk half an hour and it will be perfect. hydrated flour from rested batter also yields a significantly more tender pancake. peace and love

@vidavalor The stuff I read into this thanks to your metas... XD

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vidavalor

Hey, I just call it like I see it lol. I think it might be impossible not to see the food euphemisms in a story that begins using food with Eve's apple and this...

Safe to say that age-old use of food-as-sex is in play here... 😉

And we love it! :D <3

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mielpetite

My piece for October as an homage to Season 2, episode 4 The Hitchhiker. I couldn’t resist giving attention to our favorite West End act. 🥰

If you want to see my pieces as I first post them, please consider joining my Patreon. For just $2 a month you get access to oodles of lovingly crafted, tasty Good Omens content… if you’re into that sort of thing, click on the link in my bio!

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vidavalor

Outside The Bentley, re: Warlock's birthday party in S1...

Aziraphale: "That was all a bit of a disaster, I'm afraid."

Crowley: "Nonsense. You gave them all a party to remember. Ever had, mind."

Outside The Bentley, on the way back into the bookshop, about The Meeting Ball in S2:

Aziraphale: "It will be a night to remember!"

Outside the bookshop, about The Meeting Ball, to the Whickber Street Shopkeepers:

Crowley: "...and, well, forget as much of this as you can."

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