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The Misadventures of a Mouseketeer.

@joshlatka / joshlatka.tumblr.com

Praise for The Misadventures of a Mouseketeer: Thedisneyhipster: A great listener, and a great friend. (: Socomeflyawaywithme: A very warm, fun, dedicated and passionate person reflected completely in his blog! Reademmaduh: Josh feverishly pursues his passions while documenting them in this witty, snarky and opinionated blog poured directly from his heart. Dapperhannah: Josh Latka is a dish best served on Jewish holidays. Freeniceness: Josh Latka is flawlessness embodied. He is the first bite of KFC chicken, mixed with the feeling of finishing a notebook with accents of the excitement of getting some post.
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Am I a bitch for making most of my facebook status' about how im not going to Disney World, in hopes that my "Friends" will feel bad for canceling on me?

Cuz i really dont give two fucks.

That douche deserves it.

At least im not tagging them in it.

that would just be down right cuntish.

let's hope this day doesnt get any worse, cuz shit might go down.

#disneyworld#lamebook#bitch#cunt
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I love how you want to plan something and the universe has different plans.

I had been planning to go to Disney World for my birthday since last year. I kept trying to get a group together but it never really worked out. I said fuck it and was just going to go alone, and hang with Jarrett for the week. Then i find out that my VintageDisneyParks co editors are going to be there too. Today i find out that Emily will be doing her program as well. Then Richard comes up to me one day at a show and was like wanna go to disney this summer. 

Long story short.

Thanks God for making this trip KICK ASS!

#Disneyworld
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Muppets + Hollywood Studios (should have) = THIS:

In fact, there were elaborate plans to expand that area of the Disney-MGM Studios into a Muppet Studios location. I am very fond of Mama Melrose's Ristorante Italiano, but it was originally intended to be an interactive dining experience called The Great Gonzo's Pizza Pandemonium Parlor, where Gonzo and Rizzo the Rat are running the place and things are constantly going horribly wrong both offstage and in the dining area itself (with Gonzo and Carmilla the chicken temporarily lost and stuck in the ducts over the guests’ tables at one point), but the food would be great. Of course, Gonzo and Rizzo had hired the Swedish Chef to run the kitchen and that makes things interesting especially when the kitchen doors explode open and there is a cloud of chicken feathers.

One of my favorite Disney live-action shows was the Hunchback of Notre Dame musical stage production in the Backlot Theater near New York Street, but that area was originally going to be the location for the Great Muppet Movie Ride. An amusing twist on the popular attraction at the front of the park, this ride would have featured The Muppets in homage parodies of Frankenstein (with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as the good doctor and a 10-foot-tall Beaker with bolts in his neck as the monster), Peter Pan (with Kermit as Peter and dangling from an obvious cable Miss Piggy stuffed into a Tinker Bell costume and her weight and lack of coordination had obviously sent her crashing several times into the scenery as evidenced by the pig-sized holes) and even a scene from Pigs In Space. -- Wade Sampson

Dear Disney Imagineers, 

Lets make these happen. It isn't too late. The Muppets are back and these ideas rock!

Love, Josh

#muppets#disneyworld#Hollywood Studios
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