Josh The most foolish

maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

some girls with very different literary experiences in the notes

I think if you’ve made ten thousand posts on this website, tumblr should stop asking if you’ve heard of tags

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

diversity win! this farmer is poly

from NINETEEN FORTY FOUR

true emotion of venus finally identified 

I do circle a lot....

sexual attraction? you mean the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

There’s too many valleys in California and they’re all referred to as “the valley” as shorthand so you never know which one somebody is talking about. Is it the Central Valley? Sonoma valley? San Fernando Valley? Yosemite Valley? Nobody knows!

This is why we need to bring the mountains down into the valleys. Level the playing field. Bring the mountain dwellers down to us. Have a completely flat land and some extremely strange cliffs on the Nevada, Arizona, and Oregon boarders. Screw the water problem we drain the Pacific Ocean and keep it all in a big bucket water problem solved and you can drive to Hawaii now

same energy

sorry all i have are low poly grapes is that ok

YES I LOVE SQUAPES

Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.

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HEY BITCH!!! this is a rickroll. go to youtube, type "Never Gonna Give You Up" or I'm gonna let you down into an early grave. and if you even TRY to run around, I'm gonna desert you in the middle of nowhere. I WILL make you cry. now hurry up and do it or say goodbye.

i gotta remember this