This moment in monster factory is a gem:

Just *chef’s kiss*

how i make bread is real and justin is 100% spot on it’s incredible

WHAT

i am a monster fucker, monster kisser, monster lover, monster cuddler, monster protector, monster hugger, monster romancer, monster admirer, monster devotee, monster supporter

just some guys being dudes.

i think i might've accidentally deleted all the comic book files i downloaded back in the mediafire heyday and i can probably replace them but it'll be a pain in the ass. like i think originally i had the whole Midnighter continuity in one folder after downloading them all from one convenient masterpost, and that just isn't the age we live in anymore :/

and when i say accidentally deleted, i think i may have deleted it from at least two separate backup drives, bc i was convinced i had it backed up on different ones

I (inexplicably third culture kid at times) grew up eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch every day because my mother is normal, and all my English friends were rude about them despite literally never having tried one because "ough it just sounds gross." Anyway I want to see if this is a trend beyond children from southern England.

NOTE TO PEOPLE WHO MAY NOT KNOW - JELLY IN THIS CASE MEANS JAM, NOT JELLO-TYPE FOOD - MANY OF MY PEERS WERE NOT AWARE OF THAT.

Something that I have noticed is I know almost nobody my age that goes to a food pantry. I know people who regularly run out of money for food and in general have to eat an unsuitable diet because that’s what they can afford and they still don’t go to a food bank, im not sure if it’s because they’re embarrassed or maybe if you didn’t grow up going you don’t know much about it but if you’re financially struggling I really recommend it. And look into other options for food assistance too like community fridges and gardens and other programs that can assist you, where I live Salvation Army pays for an allotted amount of grocery delivery for low income people every month, in the summer farmers take excess produce to the library to be taken by anyone who needs it, etc. There are a LOT of resources for free food that you can look into especially if you are literally not eating because of your financial situation

Btw if you have dietary restrictions you can often let them know and in many cases they’ll prioritize certain items for you

Max Ernst The Attack of the Assimilated Threads on the Dada Stronghold Discovered in Time. Scale 1:300~000 collage ca. 1920

this man is fighting the rumors that he started

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

the jonsnow tumblr with like the one poetry post from five years ago suddenly posted again and announced they were changing their url and i FREAKED OUT AND TOOK IT and now i don’t know what to do????

hey remember this?

I have never read a more excellent article

This is a great take and I would like to adopt “Feelings Yakuza” in English actually, I feel like it conveys the whole thing way more obviously than “anti” (not to mention the muddled meaning of “proshipper”).

To avoid harassment, EA and SEA artists have started pre-emptively blocking users with "proship DNI" or any variation thereof in their profiles as a result of this article and said feelings yakuza are getting pissed that their DNIs are being hard enforced by the other side. How very dare.

I’m screaming with laughter at the actual Japanese term, o-kimochi yakuza. The “o” is an honorific indicator to indicate how prissy and self-important these people are being.

I don't know if Maromi intended this to be the incredible takedown that it is, but I couldn't not share it:

Andrew Wyeth; Wind From the Sea 1947