Work Bitch (2013) | The Witch (2015)
her mind
Sure when teenage girls write self-insert characters that hang out with their faves it’s “cringey” and “bad fanfiction” but when Dante does it it’s a “literary classic” and “redefines the way we view Catholicism”
some ADHD things (?)
(can also be autism or borderline things)
- having a single word stuck in your head
- either having a new intense obsession every week or obsessing over something for the next 1-2 years
- getting really pissed when someone tells you about plans that involve you the day right before the event instead of at least four days prior
- concentrating? what is that?
- not being able to listen to someone because your brain is focusing on that one noise in the background
- daydreaming tm
- feeling so hurt by criticism you either get send into self-hate-zone or let’s-not-talk-to-that-bad-person-ever-again-zone
- “I don’t know”
- doing 5 things at the same time because how else are you supposed to do anything ever?
- talking too loudly without noticing
- not being able to tell if you’re sad or just bored
- when that one person you’re weirdly attached to and whose approval you’re dependant on makes a mean joke or acts a bit cold towards you you want to fucking die
- people telling you to calm down tm
- the mood swings
- wait.. your brain is supposed to remember stuff??
- going through an identity crisis and wanting to change your whole personality every few weeks
- not knowing who you are and what you’re like for the majority of your life
- either listening to the same song for 5 hours straight or listening to the first minute of every song that comes on during shuffle
- fidgetting with pens, playing with your hair or bouncing your legs during school or when you’re trying to do homework
must a woman be “beautiful”? is it not enough that she shake her fist at God and commit acts of heresy in the name of hedonism and lunar madness
girls night out you know what it is
older siblings b like i hate u because mom made me do things before u were born and also because u are taller. younger siblings b like u are oppressing me by giving me a task. only children b like what the fuck is compromise, fuck you
the only two real emotions are the desire to be loved and embarrassment
you can and should laugh at your teen self but i don’t think the hate people have for their teens selves is very healthy…………………………forgive yourself and move on
Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on
We don’t say this often enough (though I think most of us know it) but men who can’t write women are bad writers. It doesn’t matter how perfect their pacing is or how many awards they’ve been given by other men. If they have fundamentally misunderstood the nature of 51% of the world’s population, they are bad writers, and nothing they have to say about the human condition could possibly be valuable.
If a dude can do the research and tell you exactly what breed of goat his 12th century shepherd would have managed on the hills of whereverthefuck then he should be able to find out if breasts 'swell in excitement'
vibe check! *peels a clementine and hands it to you slice by slice*
Empty promises again
some of y’all never obsessively played HER interactive’s Nancy Drew games with terrible uncanny valley character models and no walkthroughs as a child and it shows
nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha