If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load tightly clenched in my ass to go get a DNA test done to see if his questionable girlfriend really is pregnant with his child:

me reading these in my notifs:

NARUTO

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i can’t find it now 😭

if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf

@pretend-im-not-there is the one who wrote the previous scenario! and @insomniarama​ came up with froyo and ham 😂 so:

(x)

"Weird flex, but okay."

The kids at my cousin’s school had to make posters of their personal heroes

me not reading the caption and trying to find a pattern

out of touch thursday

eggman

No, no it isn’t.

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

by devildoe

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends

Holt is Wakandan, it’s canon now

dean:

the guy he wants to be totally straight with him:

This is what you guys do? Stay at cheap motels, steal credit cards..Play mini-golf?

2020: A YEAR IN REVIEW (ft. the Rose family)

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year 😊

let the record show that 1. i am NOT the actor josh peck and 2. yes i AM gay thank you........(pic unrelated)

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