Don't look at me™

Pure black coffee no sugar

I like my coffee light and sugary.

Idgaf

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

Weakling. You will not survive the winter.

BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

Failing a %90 success hand/eye coordination check

an average day at the Precinct, in other words

I need to watch this video every day or I get sick

4000cc breast implants :)

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

Hi hello I just need everyone to look at this picture of a baby Tawny Frogmouth

smug ass marshmallow

at any given moment

I'm so fucking normal about this comment

them