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Walter wide was many things but it is extremely funny how he neglected his own flesh and blood teenage son in order to be an even worse father to a wholly different guy

3 old bald men walk into a bar

never uploaded this anywhere. also from 2015 lol

"You're the stupidest guy I've ever met."

"..."

"mrom"

"..."

Mr white can you give me a penny so I can use the penny presser

Jesse you'll need a quarter too. It's not free jesse

i feel like the internet is giving me a very warped idea of what breaking bad is like

i was going to post just a screenshot of the title as a joke but i kept reading and now i’m completely floored by this theory

Seeing people decide to watch Breaking Bad based on the Tumblr memes is especially funny when they do it specifically for the memes about Jesse, because... well, let's put it this way. Aaron Paul, the guy who played Jesse, was nominated for a Primetime Emmy award for best supporting actor in a drama series for his work on Breaking Bad on five separate occasions, including twice in one season, and won three of those nominations. He was the first person ever to win that award three times for the same role. Like, Jesse's storyline is so viscerally unpleasant that it set industry records.

Jesse Pinkman is basically the prototypical Poor Little Meow Meow in that yes, he does objectively terrible things, but literally everything about his life seems calculated to maximise his suffering while he's doing it. It gets so bad that the show's producers ended up making an entire spin-off movie about Jesse in which he kills two men in order to obtain money to purchase a fake identity and go into exile in Alaska, and this is framed as his happy ending.

they put him in a hole and yelled at him

They put him in a hole and yelled at him.

been watching breaking bad and the tension of unsatisfied white suburban infighting is more nerve wracking than any meth lab shootout

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this pic goes so hard. feel free to share.

jesse. jesse i dont know what you think you saw in there but i did not get hit by the babyfication ray

Jesse. Jesse where are you. You disappeared behind those hands. Jesse! I don't know where you are! You were there and then you were gone! JESSE!

yo mister white its naptime bitch

No, no, no, no, no Jesse, it's far too early for naptime. I'm perfectly awake. Jesse, listen to me. You have to get me my bottle. I'm far too preoccupied with my blocks, Jesse, you'll have to be the one to do it.

me when someone asks me literally anything:

walter white when skylar asks him why the fuck hes hanging around with methheads

the most kafkaesque thing was that i trusted u