why is this so fucking funny to me lmao like yeah you right sometimes i DO be listening to hozier with my boobs out

that’s how you’re supposed to do it though

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

Do you like found family? Queer romance? Enemies to lovers and an epic space opera setting with fantasy elements?

well I didn't write that. You are fucked out of luck.

People coming into your asks like "please convict me of thought crimes"

that and I also think a lot of "please tell me who I am allowed to convict of thought crimes"

as several people have pointed out, the phrasing of "a psychological evaluation or other moral judgement" here, as if grouping those things together, is Not Awesome.

a psychological evaluation is not a moral judgment. seeking an evaluation has no moral component. having a mental illness (which I do, hi!) has no moral component, despite frequent stigmatization. having kinks, mental illness, and morality have no direct correlation. if someone makes choices that harm others that needs to be attributed to their choice, not their (supposed) mental illnesses or kinks.

Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

This is picking up a bit so I thought I'd mention that, while this trick does work, it is regrettably the hardest fucking thing in the world to do :T

Was at the grocery store and I'm pretty used to kids pointing out my service dog. So it didn't phase me when a kid in a grocery cart starting loudly going on about the dog in the store and pointing.

Their adult calmly explained the dog was working hard and needed to be ignored. Kid asked how they knew the dog was working hard. And this lady, without missing a beat, replied "Well baby, he's working on ignoring you."

And I just started laughing.

I hope that lady has a great week.

genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

hi

spread my seed

its ok

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

Lisa Frankenstein dir. Zelda Williams

Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

"buhbub uhbubuh its just a tool!!" yeah youd know about being a tool wouldnt you

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

the queer friend group

They made more friends!!!