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28, they/he, bisexual & transgender, white canadian.
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possum-mom asked:

🌹 :3c

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HIII KHOUREY :3

for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing. send me one here!

“So, we’re supposed to believe you two perfect fuck ups just… what? Did you run into each other at NA and decide to head out on the road together?”

In unison, they both quip, “It’s anonymous,” and then trade the same kind of sappy smile, and then the cop looks a bit like she’s the one who broke a breathalyzer the way she wants to scratch her own face off.

#an excerpt from old men yaoi cursed edition#fic blogging#possum mom#khourey#asks#ask meme
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possum-mom asked:

Bestie PLEASE put the saw characters on that chart

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Bet.

average saw character Fanon experience. please note that this changes wildly between authors/artists depending on their own biases. i have seen OOC amanda so bad i wanted to glue op’s fingers to their toes. i have seen strahm writing so good and just and real i wanted to kiss op on their sexy mouth. it all varies so much

1. Logan’s placement is because every time he is in a fic he only shows up for 3 seconds, usually to deliver a stupid line and then be instantly forgotten. I should know; I have read almost every single Logan fic on ao3. I feel nothing for him tbh I just think it’s really deeply funny. Logan jumpscare indeed

2. I could have gone into more detail but after putting both lindsey & daniel into the forgotten box, i got so mad i had to go drink apple juice like a fiendish toddler. please accept my (already catastrophic) image

3. i think strahm would have scored better if only the whole fandom wasn’t obsessed w pretending he has a drug addiction

4. I MISS LINDSEY AND DANIEL. BYE 🧃

#logan jumpscare#saw#possum mom#MANDY MONDAY#asks
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possum-mom asked:

Bestie I was literally JUST thinking about starting dirk gently, is it good?

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oh my gosh it is one of the best shows of all time in my opinion and absolutely my favourite tv show. i think by the end of the pilot you will know if it’s for you or not, so my best advice would be to go sit down and watch the first episode (and let it blow your mind). but in case you need more convincing i am absolutely here to help

PROS of watching dirk gently:

  • it’s literally about found family, by which i mean it is about the holistic interconnectedness of the universe and how even independent actions contribute to a greater whole and how people are stronger together than apart, but by which i ALSO mean
  • there is a found family detective agency and they are all very cool while all being kind of dorky losers to varying degrees and i promise you will love them all
  • there is also a found family group of punk energy vampires (much cooler than colin robinson i’m so sorry colin robinson) and their plotline revolves around learning to embrace chronic pain and also when i say found family i mean that this is the group i think of every time i think of found family. and osric chau is there and he does wear a flower crown and i promise it is amazing
  • the show in general takes very silly ideas and makes them beautifully profound and poignant (not a surprise since it’s based on douglas adams books) and as a result, you end up with these absolutely ridiculous plots that could not work anywhere outside of dirk gently’s universe but that are just. Perfect. like they manage to seamlessly join a secret government training program of superpowered assassins with an actual gay fairy tale plotline set in fairy tale land and at no point as a viewer does it ever feel like ‘actually this is too much’
  • the mysteries are actually good and fleshed out and fun to solve (very rare for tv lmfao)
  • there are so many memorable and hilarious and great characters, even the villains of the show will cement themselves in your heart (which will make their villainy undoubtedly more tragic). get ready to feel emotions nobody has ever felt before about ted from schitts creek
  • there is canon lgbt rep in case u care abt that sort of thing ^_^
  • bart curlish is there. fiona dourif plays a ‘homicidal dirt muppet’ (quote from the show), an assassin who kills just about everyone in her path. i love her and i WILL NOT REST until everyone in the world loves her as much as i love her. there are so many great bart scenes i can’t even begin to list them but i don’t want to spoil you just get to watching

CONS

the show is only 2 seasons (netflix elle and i are outside your house with metal bats and our precious dvds of your 2-season-wonders and we are going to attack you) and while the second season is beautiful television it does leave the viewer desperately wanting more. the shows creators who aren’t the devil have said that they would be open to making more but at this point it seems doomed to fail. so you have to go into this thing knowing that it is a finished product but also it is, on some level, a wip

and speaking of the show creator who is the devil, the showrunner max landis is a piece of shit, fathered by john landis an even bigger piece of shit. i won’t go into detail about the abuse or murder but you can look it up for yourself if you’d like. i will say that the other creator has decried max as the worthless trash he is, and that his impact isn’t Really felt as dirk gently doesn’t contain any allusions to his abuse and in fact has strong female characters, but it’s something i wish i’d known while i was getting into the show

all that being said . one of my favourite shows of all time and i really hope you end up watching it!!! 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

#dghda#dirk gently#dirk gently’s holistic detective agency#asks#possum mom
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