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@johnnyutah / johnnyutah.tumblr.com

28, they/he, bisexual & transgender, white canadian.
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hi i'm mel and this blog is a nightmare. i will post way too much about things you don't care about but the good news is that i will tag it <3

(header is cute art my sister @asliceofpumpkinpie drew of us!)

(previous urls -> montparnasse, reversecarebeartrap)

my aesthetic/pictures blog -> @lace-eater

my poetry/quotes blog -> @hamratio

my letterboxd -> montparnasse

my fics -> provocation

my (defunct) witcher fandom blog -> @lambden

some of the nonsense that i will post about: gay shit. good movies and bad tv. also bad movies and good tv. current hyperfixation is SAW. i also love dbd, john wick, my tabletop campaigns, sitcoms (especially veep), the killers, funny posts, and oversharing. mwah

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You know zep hateeedddddd lawrence’s ass. Imagine working for the gayest person in the whole city and he’s married to a 10/10 blonde bombshell woman and the world’s cutest kid and he spends absolutely minimal time with them. and he’s such a fucking cunt all the time at work and even despite his extra hours, he doesn’t know Anything about the personal lives of the patients let alone their names. and you’re pretty sure he’s having a secret affair with a med school student— which is like super gross except that he Isn’t having an affair with her because he can’t even bring himself to have sex with her because he’s that fucking gay. and that’s your BOSS

#i’d electrocute his boyfriend too!#saw#zep hindle#lawrence gordon#actually wait maybe john is the one that zapped adam?? Ill let u know when im done this rewatch lmfao
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i have been on a baby tolerance break (if i continue on my current trajectory i will sink back into patterns of addiction) and so i just smoked for the first time in a hot minute. and my fuckint god. the tolerance has broken

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gerardwayfinalgirl asked:

"#non north american mutuals how are you doing today" making plans to travel to tampa for the last show of the tour thanks for asking sdkjdfsk

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YAYYY love that for u I hope it works out!! My friend is trying to purchase tickets for either toronto or seattle, i’m honestly not a huge mcr fan (i only know like 10 of their songs?) but i hope we get to go because it will be a rockin good time either way

#also . Typical thing for gerardwayfinalgirl to be doing#asks#lewis
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three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

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they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

#stoncy#if i think about it for longer than 3 seconds i will implode
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johnnyutah

lawrence: the newspapers started calling him ‘the jigsaw killer’. actually, technically speaking, he’s not really a murderer. he never killed anyone.

john face down in a puddle of pigs blood, knocked out by muscle relaxants: close enough welcome back gideon

#this was a good one#saw
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