Gilded Cage

By LadyMango

33.9k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands

Work Progression: Finished

Part of a series? No

Chapters: 7/7

Warnings: None

Small like birds, angels and demons are kept in cages by humans and treated as pets.

Everyone knows that angels and demons don’t get along, but when two humans decide to move in together one already has a pet angel and the other a demon. No problem, they’ll just keep them in separate rooms, they’ll never meet. Except, little do they know, the demon is highly skilled at escaping his cage…

Aka. What if Crowley and Aziraphale were basically glorified budgies?

The Kind of Blasphemy That Makes a Congregation Cry

By definitelynotafan (@definitely-not-a-fan)

4k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands

Work Progression: Finished

Part of a series? No

Chapters: 1/1

Warnings: None

It’s not exactly Crowley’s fault, if he can get away with being a shitty demon because everyone around him just assumes the worst about him. He just never corrects them.

But just because Crowley doesn’t have the practical experience in certain things, he likes to think he has a pretty good understanding of them in theory, at least. So when Aziraphale asks him about what he can do for him to make up for saving his precious books in 1941, Crowley can hear the undertone. He just convinces himself that it was a mistake, that it was all in his head. And moreover, he doesn’t care either way. Not at all.

Crowley is good at lying.

it's a new craze

By attheborder (@areyougonnabe )

5.5k, Teen And Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands

Work Progression: Finished

Part of a series? No

Chapters: 1/1

Warnings: None

Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

Because I missed you (and I like it when you bite)

By megzseattle (@ineffably-good )

7k, General Audiences, Ineffable Husbands

Work Progression: Finished

Part of a series? Yes

Chapters: 6/6

Warnings: None

It's never a good idea to let an angel get lonely.

Or, rather -- when Crowley needs a longer-than-usual nap after the apocalypse that wasn't, Aziraphale ends up getting a pet snake to keep him company in the shop. Upon waking, Crowley is not amused to find he now has competition for his angel's affections. A few feathers get ruffled in the ensuing kerfuffle.