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Here dwell together still two men of note

Who never lived and so can never die:

How very near they seem, yet how remote

That age before the world went all awry.

But still the game's afoot for those with ears

Attuned to catch the distant view-halloo:

England is England yet, for all our fears—

Only those things the heart believes are true.

A yellow fog swirls past the window-pane

As night descends upon this fabled street:

A lonely hansom splashes through the rain,

The ghostly gas lamps fail at twenty feet.

Here, though the world explode, these two survive,

And it is always eighteen ninety-five.

- 221b, poem by Vincent Starrett

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33.9k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands

Work Progression: Finished

Part of a series? No

Chapters: 7/7

Warnings: None

Small like birds, angels and demons are kept in cages by humans and treated as pets.

Everyone knows that angels and demons don’t get along, but when two humans decide to move in together one already has a pet angel and the other a demon. No problem, they’ll just keep them in separate rooms, they’ll never meet. Except, little do they know, the demon is highly skilled at escaping his cage…

Aka. What if Crowley and Aziraphale were basically glorified budgies?

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4k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands

Work Progression: Finished

Part of a series? No

Chapters: 1/1

Warnings: None

It’s not exactly Crowley’s fault, if he can get away with being a shitty demon because everyone around him just assumes the worst about him. He just never corrects them.

But just because Crowley doesn’t have the practical experience in certain things, he likes to think he has a pretty good understanding of them in theory, at least. So when Aziraphale asks him about what he can do for him to make up for saving his precious books in 1941, Crowley can hear the undertone. He just convinces himself that it was a mistake, that it was all in his head. And moreover, he doesn’t care either way. Not at all.

Crowley is good at lying.

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153k, Teen and Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands

Work Progression: Finished

Part of a series? No

Chapters: 34/34

Warnings: None

A Superhero's work is not for the faint of heart. Although he does not enjoy the bells and whistles that go along with it, Aziraphale knows it is his duty to protect the people of his city. He was given a unique gift, and to ignore that gift would be selfish, no matter how tempting his simple dream of owning a bookshop might seem some days.

It isn't all bad. He has respect. Adoration from thousands of grateful citizens. A steady job with enough money to last him a lifetime. If only he could manage to keep his villain in check. The Serpent is a crafty one - clever and mysterious and somehow manages to wriggle his way out of every bit of trouble he finds himself in. If Aziraphale could find a way to stop him for good, maybe his boss would finally let him retire. If he could stop The Serpent, they wouldn't need him in The Host anymore and Aziraphale could spend his days with his tea and his books and maybe, if he were brave enough, that attractive red-haired man that owns the flower shop just down the road.

All he has to do is figure out the source of his nemesis' powers and the life he's always wanted could finally be his. That shouldn't be too difficult for a hero his caliber.

Should it?

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3.3k, Explicit, Ineffable Husbands

Work Progression: Finished

Part of a series? No

Chapters: 1/1

Warnings: None

“Mm, wonderful. You’re doing wonderfully, my dear.” “Could you get on with it already?” Aziraphale chuckled low in his throat. He let the sound vibrate against Crowley’s soft belly. “No. No, I don’t think I will.”

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5.5k, Teen And Up Audiences, Ineffable Husbands

Work Progression: Finished

Part of a series? No

Chapters: 1/1

Warnings: None

Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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Because I missed you (and I like it when you bite)

By megzseattle (@ineffably-good )

7k, General Audiences, Ineffable Husbands

Work Progression: Finished

Part of a series? Yes

Chapters: 6/6

Warnings: None

It's never a good idea to let an angel get lonely.

Or, rather -- when Crowley needs a longer-than-usual nap after the apocalypse that wasn't, Aziraphale ends up getting a pet snake to keep him company in the shop. Upon waking, Crowley is not amused to find he now has competition for his angel's affections. A few feathers get ruffled in the ensuing kerfuffle.

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