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This has gone on for too long

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why am I still here
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Anonymous asked:

Hey, can you get your takedown of Caesar using Hegel to justify his conquest back up on this blog? I just remember it being such a well worded deconstruction of his whole ideology, but I can’t remember the exact post, and can’t look it up after the incident.

there were two version of that post. first one was this

and the second one was this much shorter reply on a different post

you may also be thinking of this copypasta meme though

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I fucking love the blue star cap quest in New Vegas.

Like, you spend God knows how many hours collecting these fucking caps, only to find out that it’s for an old marketing gimmick that’s utterly worthless to most people, and people have been ruthlessly murdering each other for a toy badge and some company history.

You even find that some other poor bastard did the same thing you’ve been doing only with worse methods, only to suffocate in the treasure vault he sought all this time. His final words lament how his greed was his undoing.

It’s a fantastic post apocalyptic tale of the evils of greed and how it can drive people to do horrible things, and how it can easily be one’s undoing. Truly a great teachable moment… for the other guy. You get his gun, which is one of the best guns in the game. So you face no negative consequences whatsoever and learn nothing.

it’s also hilarious how when you finally collect all of the caps and bring them in for your extremely anticlimactic reward, you automatically fail the quest instead of completing it

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This is still so fucking funny on Riverdale wiki. Like why have a list of one

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beetledrink

never seen an episode of riverdale in my life but im sitting here in complete agony over the phrase “sold jingle jangle to the ghoulies” i literally have no idea what this show could possibly be about at this point

i thought this was from the fallout new vegas wiki

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fanonical

post-apocalyptic gang like the kings, the gang that worship elvis from fallout new vegas, except they’re all skaters who worship tony hawk

Addendum: none of them know what he looked like

What did The Hawk look like? He looked like you. You look like Him. We all look like Him. The Hawk was always told “You look like Tony Hawk”, but no one ever thought He was The Hawk. So we can only presume that everyone looks like The Hawk. He is the commonality of all humanity. 

The commonality of all humanity that does sick shreds.

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libraford

Tony Hawk is a member of the gang, they just dont know it.

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