ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

nvm you know what we don't deserve them

and I rest my case

reblogging again because this exact image has been on my mind since I made the post

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.

deliver your fury with what? your sword?

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer

oh you KNOW he’s got that big bushy mustache

I didn't expect that at all 😺🤣

This interview is OVER!

// WILD LIFE SPOILERS

So me and my friends made the trivia

Watch this guy who just played Portal for the first time absolutely lose his mind at the end credits song

#god it's so great to see someone that somehow never interacted with ANY part of the portal hype#and just see them having as much fun as back then when it came out#it feels like a time capsule but it's happening today#god

He calls Valve "the Steam company" and points out that they've also released video games as if it's a little known interesting side fact, so this might just be an age issue. He could've been a little kid when we were all hyped as fuck and memeing the shit out of this game.

#OH MY GOD????#THIS SONG?????#IS INSANE???????!!!!!#WHAT THE FUCK????!!!!?#?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!#i have to play portal. oh my god i HAVE to play portal#AAAAAAAAAAA#gr2103

Yeah we all went pretty feral over this when it came out. You remember Undertale? The hype was a lot like that.

At it's peak Portal was maybe bigger even than Undertale. "Still Alive" was the "Let It Go" of nerd culture 2013

And it deserved to be. It's such a banger.

take me to bed. by. cozier

I think it's cute how so many art movements are simply called "new art" to differentiate "not like the old stuff". Contemporary dance. New wave fashion. Pop (literally popular) music. Art Nouveau. Modernism. Postmodernism. Even terms starting with neo- (neo-classicism, neo-expressionism) all are just saying NEW ART. And yet all of these things are now distinctive styles of the past. It's kind of beautiful how humanity never stops outgrowing itself. Art is a state of matter that refuses to sit still, old as soon as it is new, original upon its thousandth performance, new forever so long as there is someone who has not yet seen it, and old the second the artist picks up their instrument again.

New new NEW art (14)(THIS ONE!).docx

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

“Who has a bag of chips?”

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

REBLOGGING FOR THE ABOVE

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

No need I think

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

ah but which bathroom

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

If you come in you don’t have to come out

the way this is like baaaaarely parody

bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing

him using an old pizza hut is the icing on this not-gay cake.

@thefloralmenace i thought you might enjoy this

THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME IN THIS. 😂 Truly my favorite brand of whimsical activist bullshit.

Tagging @ayeforscotland because Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and @cyberpunklesbian because Twine

From prev: #found this in the interactive fiction tag 👀

Can't believe I tagged it #interactive fiction but forgot the link to the actual game

i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

🐯 🐯 🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

SHUT

actually you’re completely right that the original lion is a juvenile, but it’s a male! his size and the fact that he still has some baby spots left also indicate that he’s a very YOUNG juvenile, equivalent to a human preteen!

so really what’s happening here is a fantastic mother dashing outside with a broom to defend her 13-year-old son from the angry opossum that he just found in the trash can while taking out the garbage.

And quite clearly neither know what to do, really.

I love how mom looks into the camera like “are you SEEING this shit?????”