why are celebrities always pictured with cockatoos
#I mean#cockatoos are adorable don't get me wrong#but they'll also kick your ass and steal your money#and they are fucking loud#ok ok ok they love affection and being petted#but that can backfire when you end up bird who crave human interaction above all things and never learn how to entertain themselves#and then they'll kick your ass and steal your money#or destroy your house#ANYWAY#why do this when macaws exist#MACAWS#my pro-macaw agenda is revealed#wow this post went places#anyway