Sucre D’orge (M)

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Title : Sucre D’orge (Candy Cane) Pairing : Lim Jaebeom x Reader  Words : 1773 Genre : Crack, smut, oral (male receiving), creepy innuendos, overall it’s kinda weird but when is it not when I write smut. Do not read if you’re underage.

Summary : Jaebeom said he would take care of the Christmas dinner and he is a man of honour. That is, until he forgets to get the dessert. 

AN : I know I’m late but here is the Jaebeom smut involving Candy Cane I mentioned a few decades days ago. Don’t judge me.

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Sucre D’orge

Jaebeom knew he felt lighter than he should have when he left the supermarket. Somewhere between the condiments and the vegetables, the thought of getting something sweet crossed his mind - very quickly but it did. 

He knew he should have rushed to the area especially made for Christmas delicacies but his eyes caught these amazing sausages on sale and all holiday thoughts left his mind. 

What can he do when he has the attention span of a goldfish.

So upon entering his place he knew he’d have to be creative. And creative he is, just not in the kitchen. He promised he would deal with it, that you wouldn’t have to worry about a single thing, that going to a restaurant was too bougie. 

Yet here he is, looking at the rotting box of cookies, all as hard as rocks all the while questioning his life choices.

You’re going to tell him that it doesn’t matter, but it does to him.

Mirage

Title : Mirage Genre : Angst, Suggestive Pairing  : Jackson Wang x Fem!reader Words : 713 Summary : Jackson Wang is perfect and as you stare at him, you make a list of all the things you love about him.

This is part of Paradise Lost - A GOT7 Anthology (On-Going) - Masterlist 

an : It’s for @wangtuanian​ I’m SURE she will enjoy this ! :D

Mirage 

Jackson is wonderful. This is what you think whenever you stare at him. He is right in front of you, behind that slightly opened door.

You would never have enough time to enumerate the striking sides of his personality; from his endearing laugh to his ability to give you strength, Jackson is perfect. 

And oh, let’s not mention his body. 

Jackson often plays with his ability to make you gawk at his toned muscles and defined curves. Every detail is analysed and adored, especially during sex. 

You worship all of him.

(M) Squirt Pro Quo

Banner : courtesy of  @jaebeomsmullet​

Pairing : Bambam x Fem!Reader Genre : Smut (Oral, body fluids, penetration, raw language) Words : 2669 Saturday nights are the busiest ones and starting midnight, most party-goers are either drunk or comatose, if not both. Tonight though, as you are taking your last fare, one regular customer enters your taxi with a whole new destination he wishes to penetrate into. 

This scenario is part of The Pleasure Chest ~ A Cringe Fest Collaboration

Squirt Pro Quo

You will never understand people who drink until they collapse.

Alcohol is a good way to make a party wilder but what is the point of wasting all this money if you’re going to forget about what actually happened? It’s part of your job, taking care of drunk customers who get left under your care like it’s your duty to make sure they make it home safely.

You have no other choice though. It is part of the job; no driver can drop a dead weight on the street and leave.

But how many times do you have to do this every weekend? It’s tiring and it fills your car with disgusting odours of liquor you wouldn’t even pay to drink. The application is beeping every five minutes with new requests. It’s the end of the night and people are more and more wasted, turning fares into a chore you wish you could live without.

It’s good money though. Weekends are good money.

·19· Immersed - Prompt Game -

Title : Immersed Pairing : Park Jinyoung x Fem!Reader Genre : Romance, fluff, kinda explicit  Words : 1895 Summary : Sequel to Intoxicated | The morning after. Prompt : N°47. “How drunk was I?”

 PROMPT GAME - MASTERLIST -

Immersed

You open your eyes to a sunlit room and familiar bedding.

Your head is a mess of realistic dreams and improbable memories. Flashes of Jinyoung coming in the middle of the night, confessing and caressing your face appear behind your closed eyelids. 

It had to be real.

You blame the confusion on your hazy state, but the moment is cut by the same person who was previously kissing your face in your so-called dreams.

So it wasn’t a dream.

“Up already?” He asks, his steps feathery as they allow him to come closer. He sits by the bed and raises a hand to put your top’s strap back on your shoulder. “It’s still early.”

You rub the sleep from your eyes. The previous night is long gone and so are the worries coming along with the beginning of a new story; Jinyoung is your boyfriend again. 

Rare are the moments when Jinyoung is so bare. His eyes are shining, his smile is pure and his body relaxed. He looks so appeased, now.  “You look tired” is all you can utter as an answer.

The Pleasure Chest ~ A Cringe Fest Collaboration

The Pleasure Chest is a collection of steamy stories. Each scenario brings the promise of a lewd and lascivious adventure, ready to fill you up with endless fantasies and desires. The cringe comes free of charge.

This is an upcoming multi-author collaboration of short stories starting on the 22nd of June.

06/22  Squirt Pro Quo - Saturday nights are the busiest ones and starting midnight, most party-goers are either drunk or comatose, if not both. Tonight though, as you are taking your last fare, one regular customer enters your taxi with a whole new destination he wishes to penetrate into. By @jj-nyoung​

06/23  Sun-Drenched - Every time you opened your mouth something outrageous came out but unfortunately, your new dorky step-brother seemed to be immune. You couldn’t tell if Youngjae was actually that clueless or if your reputation preceded you. Either way, the second you'd laid eyes upon the golden son, you knew you had to have him. By @kpopchangedme​

06/24  Hold my Balls - Life as a high school principal was always interesting but nothing had prepared you for the new, incredibly sexy gym teacher and basketball coach with an authority kink and a delightful way with words. By @bubblebeom

06/25  Double Pepperoni -  to: [email protected]hey cass, its me. your best friend. or what’s left of her.remember that kinda hot but kinda gross pizza delivery guy? the one with the nose ring and always smelt of cheetos? yeh, he’s looking less gross these days. what?! don’t judge me. desperate times call for desperate measures. it has been 154 days since i’ve had sex. shit’s dire here man. By @listlessmaenads​

06/26 Long Hot Summer - It’s been a long, hot summer, and you’ve got your eye on Jinyoung, the sexy gardener your dad hired back in June - and when you’re left alone with the house to yourself for a whole week, you devise a plan to finally get what you want. When Daddy’s away, his darling daughter will play...By @jinseunie​

06/27  No String Attached - Lab Partners turned Sex Partners — that was now on top of the list of things Mark didn’t expect to happen tonight. But, as the night went on, he’d soon learn that he’d have to add more to the list. By @drunkonmark​

06/28  Hoes Hose - Sweltering summer heat and a dirty pool. What's a girl to do? Luckily you find an ad pops up on your instagram. “Yugyeom’s Pool Cleaning - There's nowhere my long leaf rake can't reach! P.S I don't have one so I’ll need to use your hoes hose”. By @cassandra-c0mplex​ 

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·41/45· Intoxicated - Prompt Game -

Title : Intoxicated Pairing : Park Jinyoung x Fem!reader Genre : Angst, Fluff, romance Words : 2060 Summary : Breaking up with Jinyoung was already complicated, yet he came, drunk and desperate, at 4 in the morning. Prompts : N° 41 : “Do you remember our first kiss?” N° 45 : “I don’t want you to stop.”

Prompt Game - Masterlist - 

Intoxicated

Your sofa is not comfortable. You never noticed how hard it feels against your back as you try to find a better position while watching questionable videos at 4 in the morning. 

It doesn’t matter, rest is for people who can turn shut their brain off. You can’t. It’s been a month. A whole thirty-one days of going back to a life made of instant noodles and drooling on your favourite fluffy pillow. 

Today is Friday and after numerous rejections, your friends gave up and stopped forcing you to join them into some fancy bar. It doesn’t feel right to be partying like this, especially when you feel like rolling yourself into your blanket like a burrito. 

Which is already done. 

Millennials - Part 8 -

Gif : courtesy of @demongyeom​

Title: Millennials

Genre: Fluff, romance

Pairing: Kim Yugyeom x You

Summary: Life is made of stages and each of them is a hard push on the back, forcing you to forge ahead. You’re facing your biggest crisis, and then there’s him, who lives from day to day. Of course he does, he is just a kid.

Words: 4079

Warning: Small age difference. Yugyeom x Noona Reader.

- Teaser - Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 -  

Part 8 

You wake up to a cheerful Yugyeom with his eyes are opened and his body is facing you. His head is lazily resting on his elbow and his smile is so wide it gives you no choice but to reciprocate it. “Did you sleep well, noona?” You sigh, nodding. It’s one of the best morning you have ever had. Yugyeom’s grin deepens, his hand reaching for your cheek to cup your face in silence. Even the noises outside disappear. “Want to eat breakfast?” You ask, blinking when Yugyeom nuzzles his face into your neck. He does have a lot of tattoos. You realised this last night when you took his clothes off. The thought only makes you swallow with difficulty.

·31· Adoration - Prompt Game -

Title : Adoration Pairing : Mark Tuan x Fem!reader Genre : Smut, as requested Words : 1160 Summary : There is a lot you love about Mark.  Prompt N°31 :  “It is a kink, and I’m starting to think it’s the only reason you’re dating me.”

AN : Requested by @drunkonmark​ back when we were still young and innocent. I hope you like it ! 💖 

Masterlist 

Adoration 

Mark has great veins. It’s a fact. 

You don’t think you’ll ever get tired of watching them. They form slender bumps under his creamy skin, tracing paths you love to caress. You sigh. How much more tempting does he have to be? Dating Mark is like a patience test on level insane. It takes a lot of willpower not to jump him whenever you can.

Mark knows it. He sees you whine and grab his face, obviously resisting when he smiles too wide or acts cute just to rile you up.

It’s not like it’s the only thing you adore about Mark. On top of being extremely delicate and handsome, he has a soft side you can’t live without. Some might call it extreme quietness, but you know better than refer to Mark as a quiet person. He does have a wild side which he only shows to his dearest people. In a sense, you understand him; he exposes himself when he is sure he can and you approve of that. 

·39·Attendance - Prompt Game -

Title : Attendance Pairing : Lim Jaebeom x Fem!Reader Genre : Fluff Words : 1393 Summary : You just want Jaebeom to take care of himself. Prompt N°39 : “You fool! You’ve walked right into my trap! It’s not even a very good trap!”

Attendance 

Jaebeom doesn’t know what rest is. He spends hours and hours in his studio, composing and writing until he feels satisfied enough to grant himself with a five-minute break that barely calms his stress. He walks around when he needs inspiration, eyes moving frantically in need of something, anything that could tear a word out of his brain.

When it does he runs back into the poorly lit room, his feet hitting the ground at full speed and distracting you from whatever you are doing.

You’ve learnt to deal with this side of your boyfriend.

You don’t mind; Jaebeom has always been the artistic type, the one who says only what is needed but has it all in his head. He finds beauty in what reflects the eyes and expresses it with what the lips can form. It is a process of fabrication that he cherishes and you are willing to follow his lead for the sake of his art.

Papers, III

Title : Papers Pairing : Park Jinyoung x Fem!Reader Genre : Victorian Era, Romance, Fluff, Angst, smut-ish, Words : 4881 Summary : In the merciless 1850′s, Park Jinyoung finds solace in tiny pieces of paper and their owner.

Will be updated every Wednesday at 9 p.m CEST. (I will probably have to change the schedule because of tumblr.)

Thank you @jaebeomsmullet​ for the amazing banner ! 

Prologue - I - II - 

III, 

You feel odd. Your encounter with that gentleman is still printed into your head, the words repeating and causing a whirlpool of unusual anxiety.

Why did he sound so indignant? What caused such a hatred toward rich people when he obviously studies in an expensive school?

Maybe he is one of these rebellious kids, preaching peace and equality around the country. You’ve seen them in your neighbourhood, all kind and sweet with people like you who “are as deserving as the rest of the population”. They are usually from wealthy families and try to fight for what they think is right.

Maybe he is studying while fighting inequalities.

Vivienne quickly kills your theories as soon as you go back to work the next day. No one seems to mention the incident, even though you both came back home feeling paralysed from shock. You thought you were going to be yelled at, but it is like nothing happened.

“Aunt told me there are students who aren’t rich. It is now common for rich people to do charity.” She explains. Her arms are getting sore from the intense scrubbing in the offices but she works harder, eager to get it over with. “She mentioned it is usually directed toward homeless children.”

I will be posting Paper’s update later because I’m done with Tumblr and I’m tired of seeing my work sabotaged by their incompetence. I’ll have to post, check the search engine, then either keep it if it appears of delete and repost if it doesn’t.

Papers, II

Title : Papers Pairing : Park Jinyoung x Fem!Reader Genre : Victorian Era, Romance, Fluff, Angst, smut-ish, Words : 2484 Summary : In the merciless 1850′s, Park Jinyoung finds solace in tiny pieces of paper and their owner. Will be updated every Wednesday at 9 p.m CEST.

Prologue - I -

II,

Jinyoung wouldn’t say he is easy to disconcert. He saw too much to be concerned about trivial issues and his personality took the same way; he cannot be bothered easily.

Still, after recovering from the initial shock, his mind went into chaos. He blamed it on his overly imaginative self even as he tried to understand who the person could be.

She isn’t a student; none of them would wander the school outside of their usual schedule. They call themselves artists but their involvement with their surroundings is close to non-existent.

She can’t be a teacher. There is only one woman teaching and she hasn’t been around lately.

As Jinyoung falls on the slightly ripped couch and breathes the humid ambient air, he comes to the only conclusion he can feel satisfied with.

She has to be one of the persons in charge of keeping the school clean. He had seen a couple of women, all in their forties, walking around with their brooms.

Papers, I

Title : Papers Pairing : Park Jinyoung x Fem!Reader Genre : Victorian Era, Romance, Fluff, Angst, smut-ish,  Words : 3076 Summary : In the merciless 1850′s, Park Jinyoung finds solace in tiny pieces of paper and their owner.

Will be updated every Wednesday at 9 p.m CEST.

Prologue  ➳  II, III,

I,

Jinyoung wouldn’t call himself lucky. He doesn’t believe in such subjective things and his mind only sees things from a direct perspective. He knows a writer should be less down-on-earth, but he finds it hard to be laid back when everything is so harsh around him. 

He doesn’t even know why he assumes he has to think like a writer.

It’s probably because it is the only future he can foresee.

He receives an answer to each notes he leaves behind him. The conversation is casual but Jinyoung finds it more stimulating than any other mundanities. He is tired of having to avoid the other students and being ignored. It might be what the etiquette is about, but neither him nor his friends will ever understand the difference between two similar human beings.

They all blame it on the lack of education at the orphanage. It’s true that things were hard and revolved around beating up kids more than functional education but Jinyoung doesn’t get how it makes him unworthy of picking up a classmate’s handkerchief to give it back to him.

Jaebeom Vampire AU but he is a vampire slayer 

Papers - Prologue -

Title : Papers Pairing : Park Jinyoung x Fem!Reader Genre : Victorian Era, Romance, Fluff, Angst, smut-ish,  Words : 1086 Summary : In the merciless 1850′s, Park Jinyoung finds solace in tiny pieces of paper and their owner.

Will be updated every Wednesday at 9 p.m CEST (Yes, I will!)

I, II, III, 

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Prologue

Jinyoung considers himself a good student. He listens to the lectures, writes notes down, doesn’t fall asleep and most importantly, attends all his classes. He has good grades, is organised, his part of the house is clean and he has enough free time to do rest.

He can say so because his friends are the opposite.

A literature major seemed like the best option when he got out of what he calls death. He felt proud, like he had achieved something great and was about to become someone important after years of fighting against prejudice.

It made everything more stable. He was able to take revenge on his messy childhood and make people forget about his chaotic environment.

So why did it become so tasteless?

As the professor continues speaking with the same monotone voice, he feels like collapsing.

He is damn bored.

·3/21· Goldfish - Prompt Game -

Title : Goldfish Pairing Kim Yugyeom x Fem!reader Genre : Fluff Words : 1111 Summary : Your boyfriend tends to forget a lot of things. Today he forgot something very important and as you’re planning different ways to kill him he appears.

Prompts : 

11. “Oh, how I wonder why you’re so annoying yet so attractive.” 20. “Between them and you, I’d choose you every single time.” 26. “Naked? Already?” 4. “Do you know how are hard it is to deal with you?”

PROMPT GAME - MASTERLIST -

Goldfish

Yugyeom doesn’t know how stupid he is. 

He has a lot of qualities though, one of them being his incredibly sweet personality. He never gets mad, listens to your needs and cares about your well-being. 

On the other hand, he is very clumsy, oblivious, loud and most importantly, has the memory of a goldfish.

You found this cute, you even defended him when Jinyoung threatened to kill him for forgetting his sweater – which Yugyeom had nicely stolen from him, at the theatre. 

But today, today is different. 

Yugyeom is not late, he is simply not coming. He isn’t coming even though it’s your anniversary, even though it’s not a surprise and you remember telling him to stop by at your flat to spend the evening with him.

He isn’t answering your calls, either. 

·15/32· Cam Boy - Prompt Game -

Title : Cam Boy Genre : Smut-ish, fluff Words : 1729 Pairing : Im Jaebeom x Fem!reader Summary : Your boyfriend is abroad and during one of your daily video sessions, he gets wild, as usual. 

Prompts : 

31. “It is a kink, and I’m starting to think it’s the only reason you’re dating me.” 61. “Your voice is sexy.” 6. “Feel free to borrow my body.” 37. “I can hear you smirking at me!”

PROMPT GAME - MASTERLIST - An : The requests are closed, lovelies <3 

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Cam Boy 

“Can you see me?”

You roll on your stomach, arms grabbing your pillow to let your phone rest on it. Your screen shows your boyfriend, freshly out of the shower and drying his hair.

“Yep!” You raise a thumb at the screen and see him smiling, hands busy as he takes a sit on a chair.

“It’s more stable with a laptop, how do you manage with your tiny phone?” His voice is playful and even though you can barely see his face behind the long towel, you can feel how amused he is.

“It’s my will to see you, Jaebeommie.” You tease, laughing when he stops to glare playfully at you over his webcam.

“I’m shirtless and still wet yet you call me Jaebeommie? I might step up my game next time…” he teases, his voice going deeper.

“Your voice is sexy…” You whisper, hiding behind your pillow and earning a groan from him. “Your hair has gotten so long, when will you cut it?” you ask when you see him shake his head.