(M) Squirt Pro Quo

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Pairing : Bambam x Fem!Reader Genre : Smut (Oral, body fluids, penetration, raw language) Words : 2669 Saturday nights are the busiest ones and starting midnight, most party-goers are either drunk or comatose, if not both. Tonight though, as you are taking your last fare, one regular customer enters your taxi with a whole new destination he wishes to penetrate into. 

This scenario is part of The Pleasure Chest ~ A Cringe Fest Collaboration

Squirt Pro Quo

You will never understand people who drink until they collapse.

Alcohol is a good way to make a party wilder but what is the point of wasting all this money if you’re going to forget about what actually happened? It’s part of your job, taking care of drunk customers who get left under your care like it’s your duty to make sure they make it home safely.

You have no other choice though. It is part of the job; no driver can drop a dead weight on the street and leave.

But how many times do you have to do this every weekend? It’s tiring and it fills your car with disgusting odours of liquor you wouldn’t even pay to drink. The application is beeping every five minutes with new requests. It’s the end of the night and people are more and more wasted, turning fares into a chore you wish you could live without.

It’s good money though. Weekends are good money.

Bandits

Title : Bandits

Pairing : Bambam x Reader

Genre : ANGST

Words : 1606

Summary : Bandits live on the edge. 

Part of the Series : Paradise Lost 

You are in a hurry. You and your partner are running, shadows sliding between walls.

He doesn’t know how it ended up this way. It was a perfect plan. From the beginning to your great escape, everything was going smoothly, until now. You were both trying to find a way out of the building, bags over your shoulders and full of a loot you both had been dreaming on for so long.

It was colossal.

“Open this door!” You hear him behind you. He sounds panicked, he who is always the serene yet whimsical one in your explosive duet. His long legs and bright red hair make him look like a flamingo as he dashes through the last corridor leading to a small yard behind the building. He pushes your back to accentuate your pace and runs past your breathless self.

He throws his bag over a brick wall and jumps over it, turning to you. When you arrive after him, you can only see his gloved hand reaching for you.

Criminal Case

Title : Criminal Case

Pairing : Bambam x Reader 

Genre : Fluff 

Author : Myself

Summary : Wednesday Nights are Criminal Case nights. That is, until it turns into a bickering session with your boyfriend.

“It’s her fiancé.” You stated, dead serious. Your concentrated mind wandered to the bowl of popcorn and you took a handful of the salty snack, nodding.

“Why does it always have to be the boyfriend or fiancé?” The voice, who had been silent for a couple of minutes now, tore you out of the television, dumbfounded.

You scoffed “He loved her, she cheated on him and wanted to move out. He has no alibi.”

“Yeah but what if it was the lover, or even the step-father? They said he used to beat her.”

You rolled your eyes, munching on your snack “Just admit you guys are freaks, Bam.”

Romanticised

Title : Romanticised

Author : Myself 

Pairing : Im Jaebum x You (reader)

Summary : He had planned everything for both of them, including a newly born romantic side.

“All set?”

“Yeah, I have the wine bottle.”

It was hard to see where you were both going, but the firm grip on your hand was like a guide in a secret forest, full of fantasy.

The summer had granted both of you a cool evening, with a soft breeze and no sweat. You were grateful to be able to go out without melting like snow and your boyfriend was slowly walking toward the secret place he had told you about. This date was a total surprise and you could almost see the happiness paint itself on your significant other’s face, signalling he was enjoying your little adventure.