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Jason Todd Enjoyer

@jinxzgamingartist

| Asexual | 22 | She/Her | Pokemon and Digimon are equally good and you can’t change my mind
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amazoogle

turns on aim assist and its just a guy pointing at the enemies going "there! there! shoot those guys!"

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mindfulwrath

turns on aim assist and a better gamer materializes in my house to guide my hands like that scene in ghost

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pianjeong

everytime zuko goes out he leaves iroh a note that says “gone insane, back later”

When he does this at the palace Iroh just goes to the pond cause he’s always lying in the water with the turtleducks

in full fire lord regalia just absolutely submerged in the pond

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beignetbenny

Zuko just out there with the turtleducks vibing like

leave me alone uncle, im vibing

thank you so much for illustrating exactly what went through my head when i made this post

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Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

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invaderxan

ME: Yeah, the actual moon! It was a publicly funded operation with no profit motive, and the Outer Space Treaty forbids any land ownership there.

MARX: Finally! I always knew humanity would do great things if we worked together. So how many people are living there now?

ME: Oh, we stopped going back.

MARX: 🤨

ME: Yeah, everyone stopped funding space travel. They said it wasn’t profitable enough.

MARX: …

ME: Private companies are doing space travel now. Last week, there was a billionaire, who—

MARX: There was a WHAT?

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