Star Trek TOS S3:E10 Plato's Stepchildren, or as I like to call it, "that episode where Kirk was forced to wear nearly as short and revealing of a skirt as the women aboard his ship".

I mean, there isn't much left to cover anything if he were to, say, lean over an inch or two, no less to sit down.

Just... an observation.

Not that I've spent many an hour thinking about this or anything, but...

...there's some definite cheekage here, folks.