the inexplicable fear, panic, and paralysis of having to make phone calls

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tfw you realize you're no longer capable of doing the one thing you spent six years of your life and tens of thousands of dollars (and a decade + of debt) learning how to do

just. 🤦🤦🤦

first time in a year that I've had... I'm not sure, either the courage or the sheer stupidity to actually read a comment on one of my stories, and it's a diatribe about how badly and negatively I portrayed Kirk (aka my literal favorite Trek character ever), asking if I hate him or Shatner because I wasted so many words on being rude to/about him, and not-so-subtly accusing me of fatphobia/fat shaming/ageism.

if all of my ao3 and tumblr materials ever disappear, just... don't be surprised.