Me: oh yeah Sarek and Spock both entered a vulcan lute contest but Sarek won, that happened canonically right?? Right???!

Reality: No, it just happened in possibly several fics and the google has nothing on this matter... you good bro??

now I have no clue what is real

WAIT WAIT YOURE NOT CRAZY it was from a deleted scene!! Originally meant for “Elaan of Troyius” Literally the best I can do as evidence right now tho is a screenshot from memoryalpha because all links I can find directly to the script are broken?? And I don’t have the novelization BUT the point is we didn’t imagine this out of nothing lmao, it wasn’t the fanfic brainrot this time. Sarek actually IS that guy he actually would and did do this

Yep, deleted scene from "Elaan of Troyius" (just a snippet here):

I’m back, and I still can’t draw the other eye.

Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci…

♪♪♪♪ And lots of wavy hair like Liberace! ♪♪♪♪

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“USS Harmonize” serenading Main Street … (barbershop AU?!?)

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[source image: Disney’s Dapper Dans, photo by Dan Brace @ CharacterCentral.net]

hello yes did you know that the enterprise has a bowling alley? Kevin Riley mentions it in Naked Time.

I submit to you:

Bones: terrible at bowling until a few beers in then all strikes

Kirk: passable at bowling through sheer force of will

Spock: fucking murders those pins

I LOVE the existence of the Enterprise bowling alley... just saying.

(Awesome coloring book pages here!! 🖖🏼💛💙❤)