"connor bedard sophomore slump" he's at .72 points per game!!!! AND HE IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD, FUCK OFFFFFFFFF. his team sucks ass and he is so in his head that he puts MOST OF THE BLAME OF THE TEAMS LOSSES ON HIMSELF!!!! yes, sure he ended the season last year at .9 points per game, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE ALSO HAD..... A FORCED MID SEASON VACATION TO MISERY TOWN AND HE CAME BACK STRONGER. RIGHT NOW HE LIVES IN MISERY TOWN FULL TIME, BUT NOW HE STILL HAS TO PLAY HOCKEY SO... WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

ALSO..... SO WHAT IF HE'S HAVING A SOPHOMORE SLUMP, HE IS 19 YEARS OLD, YOU KNOW WHAT 19 YEAR OLDS WHO AREN'T PRO HOCKEY PLAYERS DO???? HAVE SOPHOMORE SLUMPS!!!!!

he is acting his age for the first time in his life, WE SHOULD BE ENCOURAGING THIS ACTUALLY!!!!

and who cares if he is "slumping" he is still the teams leading point scorer!!! yeah he's ina. pit of a points drought right now.... who gives a shit!!!! the hawks are NOT GOING TO THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS!!!! they want high draft picks to either expand their (actually pretty good) prospect pool or trade away picks for more vets who they can pay dirt and get more level heads in the room.

like.

why do we give a shit if connor slumps?!?! i think its a great thing.

actually no, im not done. there are FOUR players currently in the NHL who are forwards and 18 or 19 (according to cap-sized) Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith, Zack Benson and Connor Bedard.

Connor Bedard, 19, second year in the league: 0.72 P/GM (first year 0.90) Zack Benson, 19, second year in the league: 0.33 P/GM (first year 0.42) Will Smith, 19, his first year in the league: 0.27 P/GM Macklin Celebrini, 18, his first year in the leauge: 0.57 P/GM

CONNOR IS DOING FUCKING FINE.

"WELL HOW DOES HE COMPARE TO THE 20 YEAR OLDS?"

(players listed in order from youngest to oldest, only players who are on an NHL roster RIGHT NOW, and I am only counting years after they played 10 nhl games in a season (sorry to shane wright) to get rough baseline for they they earned their spot in the roster, and weren't just up for injury replacement (if it wasn't 5am id get into the nitty gritty)

*small data size, played less than 10 games.

Players who are slumping: Connor Bedard, Zack Benson, Adam Fantili, Matthew Poitras. TOTAL: 4

Players who aren't slumping: Leo Carlson, Conor Geekie, Logan Cooley, Juraj Slafkovsky. TOTAL: 4

Players who are in their first year: Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith, Matvei Michkov, Jonathan Lekkerimaki, Conor Geekie, Jiri Kulich, Cutter Cauthier, Shane Wright. TOTAL: 8

allllllllll of this to say.... CONNOR IS DOING FINE. their are TWO PEOPLE who succeed him in points per game and its fucking MATVEI MITCHKOV who is a freak of nature, and i love him and JURAJ SLAFKOVSKY who has played FIFTY more games than connor!!!!!!!

the yappers need to talk less about connor's "slump" and more about ADAM FANTILI'S SLUMP!!!!! or they should all just cum their pants talking about Matvei and Slaf.

JUST SHUT UP ABOUT CONNOR BEDARD.

you can only talk about connor bedard if this is how you spend your so late at night its almost dawns

I posted this…. Then slept until 5pm.

I should be the ONLY person to talk about Connor Bedard.

No one else

Just me.

"connor bedard sophomore slump" he's at .72 points per game!!!! AND HE IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD, FUCK OFFFFFFFFF. his team sucks ass and he is so in his head that he puts MOST OF THE BLAME OF THE TEAMS LOSSES ON HIMSELF!!!! yes, sure he ended the season last year at .9 points per game, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE ALSO HAD..... A FORCED MID SEASON VACATION TO MISERY TOWN AND HE CAME BACK STRONGER. RIGHT NOW HE LIVES IN MISERY TOWN FULL TIME, BUT NOW HE STILL HAS TO PLAY HOCKEY SO... WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

ALSO..... SO WHAT IF HE'S HAVING A SOPHOMORE SLUMP, HE IS 19 YEARS OLD, YOU KNOW WHAT 19 YEAR OLDS WHO AREN'T PRO HOCKEY PLAYERS DO???? HAVE SOPHOMORE SLUMPS!!!!!

he is acting his age for the first time in his life, WE SHOULD BE ENCOURAGING THIS ACTUALLY!!!!

and who cares if he is "slumping" he is still the teams leading point scorer!!! yeah he's ina. pit of a points drought right now.... who gives a shit!!!! the hawks are NOT GOING TO THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS!!!! they want high draft picks to either expand their (actually pretty good) prospect pool or trade away picks for more vets who they can pay dirt and get more level heads in the room.

like.

why do we give a shit if connor slumps?!?! i think its a great thing.

actually no, im not done. there are FOUR players currently in the NHL who are forwards and 18 or 19 (according to cap-sized) Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith, Zack Benson and Connor Bedard.

Connor Bedard, 19, second year in the league: 0.72 P/GM (first year 0.90) Zack Benson, 19, second year in the league: 0.33 P/GM (first year 0.42) Will Smith, 19, his first year in the league: 0.27 P/GM Macklin Celebrini, 18, his first year in the leauge: 0.57 P/GM

CONNOR IS DOING FUCKING FINE.

"WELL HOW DOES HE COMPARE TO THE 20 YEAR OLDS?"

(players listed in order from youngest to oldest, only players who are on an NHL roster RIGHT NOW, and I am only counting years after they played 10 nhl games in a season (sorry to shane wright) to get rough baseline for they they earned their spot in the roster, and weren't just up for injury replacement (if it wasn't 5am id get into the nitty gritty)

*small data size, played less than 10 games.

Players who are slumping: Connor Bedard, Zack Benson, Adam Fantili, Matthew Poitras. TOTAL: 4

Players who aren't slumping: Leo Carlson, Conor Geekie, Logan Cooley, Juraj Slafkovsky. TOTAL: 4

Players who are in their first year: Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith, Matvei Michkov, Jonathan Lekkerimaki, Conor Geekie, Jiri Kulich, Cutter Cauthier, Shane Wright. TOTAL: 8

allllllllll of this to say.... CONNOR IS DOING FINE. their are TWO PEOPLE who succeed him in points per game and its fucking MATVEI MITCHKOV who is a freak of nature, and i love him and JURAJ SLAFKOVSKY who has played FIFTY more games than connor!!!!!!!

the yappers need to talk less about connor's "slump" and more about ADAM FANTILI'S SLUMP!!!!! or they should all just cum their pants talking about Matvei and Slaf.

JUST SHUT UP ABOUT CONNOR BEDARD.

you can only talk about connor bedard if this is how you spend your so late at night its almost dawns

"connor bedard sophomore slump" he's at .72 points per game!!!! AND HE IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD, FUCK OFFFFFFFFF. his team sucks ass and he is so in his head that he puts MOST OF THE BLAME OF THE TEAMS LOSSES ON HIMSELF!!!! yes, sure he ended the season last year at .9 points per game, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE ALSO HAD..... A FORCED MID SEASON VACATION TO MISERY TOWN AND HE CAME BACK STRONGER. RIGHT NOW HE LIVES IN MISERY TOWN FULL TIME, BUT NOW HE STILL HAS TO PLAY HOCKEY SO... WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

ALSO..... SO WHAT IF HE'S HAVING A SOPHOMORE SLUMP, HE IS 19 YEARS OLD, YOU KNOW WHAT 19 YEAR OLDS WHO AREN'T PRO HOCKEY PLAYERS DO???? HAVE SOPHOMORE SLUMPS!!!!!

he is acting his age for the first time in his life, WE SHOULD BE ENCOURAGING THIS ACTUALLY!!!!

and who cares if he is "slumping" he is still the teams leading point scorer!!! yeah he's ina. pit of a points drought right now.... who gives a shit!!!! the hawks are NOT GOING TO THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS!!!! they want high draft picks to either expand their (actually pretty good) prospect pool or trade away picks for more vets who they can pay dirt and get more level heads in the room.

like.

why do we give a shit if connor slumps?!?! i think its a great thing.

actually no, im not done. there are FOUR players currently in the NHL who are forwards and 18 or 19 (according to cap-sized) Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith, Zack Benson and Connor Bedard.

Connor Bedard, 19, second year in the league: 0.72 P/GM (first year 0.90) Zack Benson, 19, second year in the league: 0.33 P/GM (first year 0.42) Will Smith, 19, his first year in the league: 0.27 P/GM Macklin Celebrini, 18, his first year in the leauge: 0.57 P/GM

CONNOR IS DOING FUCKING FINE.

"WELL HOW DOES HE COMPARE TO THE 20 YEAR OLDS?"

(players listed in order from youngest to oldest, only players who are on an NHL roster RIGHT NOW, and I am only counting years after they played 10 nhl games in a season (sorry to shane wright) to get rough baseline for they they earned their spot in the roster, and weren't just up for injury replacement (if it wasn't 5am id get into the nitty gritty)

*small data size, played less than 10 games.

Players who are slumping: Connor Bedard, Zack Benson, Adam Fantili, Matthew Poitras. TOTAL: 4

Players who aren't slumping: Leo Carlson, Conor Geekie, Logan Cooley, Juraj Slafkovsky. TOTAL: 4

Players who are in their first year: Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith, Matvei Michkov, Jonathan Lekkerimaki, Conor Geekie, Jiri Kulich, Cutter Cauthier, Shane Wright. TOTAL: 8

allllllllll of this to say.... CONNOR IS DOING FINE. their are TWO PEOPLE who succeed him in points per game and its fucking MATVEI MITCHKOV who is a freak of nature, and i love him and JURAJ SLAFKOVSKY who has played FIFTY more games than connor!!!!!!!

the yappers need to talk less about connor's "slump" and more about ADAM FANTILI'S SLUMP!!!!! or they should all just cum their pants talking about Matvei and Slaf.

JUST SHUT UP ABOUT CONNOR BEDARD.

"connor bedard sophomore slump" he's at .72 points per game!!!! AND HE IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD, FUCK OFFFFFFFFF. his team sucks ass and he is so in his head that he puts MOST OF THE BLAME OF THE TEAMS LOSSES ON HIMSELF!!!! yes, sure he ended the season last year at .9 points per game, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE ALSO HAD..... A FORCED MID SEASON VACATION TO MISERY TOWN AND HE CAME BACK STRONGER. RIGHT NOW HE LIVES IN MISERY TOWN FULL TIME, BUT NOW HE STILL HAS TO PLAY HOCKEY SO... WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

ALSO..... SO WHAT IF HE'S HAVING A SOPHOMORE SLUMP, HE IS 19 YEARS OLD, YOU KNOW WHAT 19 YEAR OLDS WHO AREN'T PRO HOCKEY PLAYERS DO???? HAVE SOPHOMORE SLUMPS!!!!!

he is acting his age for the first time in his life, WE SHOULD BE ENCOURAGING THIS ACTUALLY!!!!

and who cares if he is "slumping" he is still the teams leading point scorer!!! yeah he's ina. pit of a points drought right now.... who gives a shit!!!! the hawks are NOT GOING TO THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS!!!! they want high draft picks to either expand their (actually pretty good) prospect pool or trade away picks for more vets who they can pay dirt and get more level heads in the room.

like.

why do we give a shit if connor slumps?!?! i think its a great thing.

actually no, im not done. there are FOUR players currently in the NHL who are forwards and 18 or 19 (according to cap-sized) Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith, Zack Benson and Connor Bedard.

Connor Bedard, 19, second year in the league: 0.72 P/GM (first year 0.90) Zack Benson, 19, second year in the league: 0.33 P/GM (first year 0.42) Will Smith, 19, his first year in the league: 0.27 P/GM Macklin Celebrini, 18, his first year in the leauge: 0.57 P/GM

CONNOR IS DOING FUCKING FINE.

No because this touched me in a spiritual level

pre-game shenanigans kisses

Canadiens @ Wild, 14/11/2024

nhl dot com whoring him out

ao3 is down which means you should be working on your works in progress!!!!.... i know you have them.... open google docs baby, do it for me, hold my hand and we'll do it together.

not putting obsessed (the matthew leon fic where matthew is obsessed with leo and connors past relationship) because it is going to be novel length and i want to make more significant work done rn.

i need a tiebreaker vote

ao3 is down which means you should be working on your works in progress!!!!.... i know you have them.... open google docs baby, do it for me, hold my hand and we'll do it together.

not putting obsessed (the matthew leon fic where matthew is obsessed with leo and connors past relationship) because it is going to be novel length and i want to make more significant work done rn.

¡¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN!! HAPPY 15TH TO OUR BEAUTIFUL QUINCEAÑERA <3

woller is like “if i don’t take kniesy with me everywhere i go, i will die” and kniesy is like “woller takes me everywhere he goes and i always have a lot of fun 😀”

guys i know the world seems dire and hopeless right now but there are rpf shippers biting each other's dicks off on the dash. beauty is all around us.

@crent-trimm love and light but if and when i become a hockey blog, i will be blogging exclusively about pwhl lesbians putting each other in headlocks and if anyone so much as mentions men's hockey to me i'm gonna be like "nhl? i haven't heard of it, is that a college league? idk i just don't have the energy to put up with non-pro sports" and then i'll explode them with my mind powers

Which is fully valid! The women's rpf shippers are also trying to kill each other though.

i WAS gonna be like "yo why are the rpfers biting each others dicks off" but then i saw "pwhl lesbians in headlocks" and suddenly that is all that matters.

[someone trying to start pwhl rpf beef]: omg shipping isbell and saulnier is really problematic because -

[me after seeing marie-philip poulin punch an ottowa player for body checking her wife]: i think i hauve covid

those YUCKY noncanon shippers are just jealous because us GODLY AND RIGHTEOUS canon shippers have proof

Best RPF Ship - Round 6 Match 1

Sigh. They want J2 to lose so badly, don't they? Lol

Who the fuck is Phan and who the fuck is voting for them?

My lovelies, you know what needs to be done.

I have no clue. Is this a new show?

It says youTube pair, which is why I don't get WHY it has such a large percentage.

Hellers trying to stuff the ballot box again.

idk how new to tumblr or internet culture yall are, but dan and phil have been on youtube and a huge part of pop culture for 15 years and have always had a huge cult following 😂 they’re literally on a tour right now together with most shows being sold out. We’ve broken websites and streaming platforms and apps in the past with our community’s size. No stuffing or illegal voting on our side until yall do it again. check the notes and tags, our votes are legit. Our community loves a poll and for dan and phil to win things.

and they have legitimately signed off on ‘rpf is fine’ lmaooo

OHHHHHH THIS IS THE RPFERS BITING DICKS OFF ON THE DASH.