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🖋️ meowful-musings Follow

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what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine

💀 elusivehider-deactivated948204

op wheres the natural feeding option

🌲 outdoorsy Follow

you guys are getting fed?

#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look

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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!

☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3

🪤 m0usetrap01 Follow

as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3

#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....

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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right

❤️ loving-paws284 Follow

um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...

🐈 fluffy-the-cat Follow

OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD

🐟 tunafeesh Follow

also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly

🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks

anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse

#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now

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🍃 naturalliving Follow

BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK

猫神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash cat

410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS

#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly

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🎣 salmonpurina Follow

can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther

#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks

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💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!

🐰 evil-tabbystripes Follow

evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever

💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

make your own pawst

💀 laser-point-deactivated8574721

umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...

👬🏻 nyasunaruenjoyer Follow

Nyaverage shelter cat behavior

#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up

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🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo

💡 discourse-meows Follow

hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks

🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

1. i was making. a joak

2. i'm literally gay???

#literally what's your pawblem

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🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

i know you fuckers are lying

🍭 gaykittens Follow

this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

shut the heull up

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🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise

🐁 ladymouser Follow

op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control

🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us

Pawt Two :3

🔴nyanarcho-commeownism Follow

my wonderful humans have set up a trail of treats leading to some unknown location :3 surely nothing bad will come out of this

🔴nyanarcho-commeownism

This can't be happening to me

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^ Fallen victim to the carrier trap

🎀sweetiepuppycat Follow

i dont understand why meow'all don't like going to the vet??? personyally i LOVE getting shots and having my nails clipped, plus pleasing my owner makes me soooo happy :3 meow meow woof

🔴nyanarcho-commeownism

what was that last part

👧nyaverage-nyandom-blogger09821 Follow

That last part though X3333333 This is why I'm never leaving Nyanblr!

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Nyaritage Pawst

#heritagepost #funny #mewme #nyanblrheritagepost #lol #nyawesome #bestofnyanblr #funnyposts #funny post #laugh #silly

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💖pastel-p-aws Follow

i feel like nowadays there's less emotional connection between humans and cats than there used to be....humans are buying nyautomatic cat feeders instead of feeding their kitties personally and spending time on their nyavices instead of petting us n i see so many cats online whose humans buy them robotic toys or cat TVs so they can entertain themselves rather than playing with us when litterally i would be just as happy if they idk shook a meowse on a string for me?? it's just sad to see how as human technology progresses they're spending less and less time with their animal companions and instead choosing to automate our lives... makes me want to scream and bite and claw the curtains our mewtiful kittens deserve better than this

🍗chickentreats Follow

a lot of cats are cosigning this when it's literally renyactionary rhetoric you kitties will reblog anything if it's dressed up in nyagressive rhetoric

#this site is so stupid #hisscourse #nyacklist

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💀hunting-dreams-deactivated102902

i could've totally caught that meowse btw

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me when i'm coping

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🐈‍⬛missussnuggles431 Follow

they killed her

#rip op you'll be sorely missed

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Wh

〽️take-me-nyan

Who's there

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ereht s'ohW

〽️take-me-nyan

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meowtuals i am coughing up a hairball behind the couch with your fur in it <3

#ittybitty.txt #love is stored in the hairball!!

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i don't think having claws is that big of a deal ngl

🎪worlds-greatest-failcat

like if mew have humans to feed mew what's the point of having claws mewre not even using them

🎪worlds-greatest-failcat

if mew need your claws to catch bird toys that's a skill issue in meow opinyan. can't relate though

🌬️tired-mama-cat Follow

Okay, I was going to scroll past this but no. Just no. Fuck this and fuck you. You're dangerously misinformed and as a declawed cat, I am furious at how you clawed cats like to make light of our suffering with your little 'jokes.' Did you know that declawed cats live in almost constant pain? Did you know that we are at extremely high risk of developing other health problems such as arthritis later on?

Is that what you want for yourself and other cats?

I'm fucking sick of cats like you thinking declawing is some funny joke to mewl about when it has real material consequences for cats around the world. It's a privilege to be able to keep your claws; be glad that you've been lucky enough to have never experienced declawing.

🎪worlds-greatest-failcat

i'm declawed

#what are mew talking nyabout...

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if plastic is bad. for meow. why so tasty? mlem mlem mlem mlem yum yum yum yum crunch crunch crunch crinkle crinkle crinkle nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom munch munch munch munch rustle rustle rustle rustle

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Pawspital

i feel obligated to talk about this bc i am egyptian and one of the central reasons people from gaza have been fundraising is because of egypt's border policy, which is no longer active since the rafah border was destroyed

i know nothing gets people more heated or self-righteous than the idea that they might be getting scammed, and i know the gofundmes here can be overwhelming in your inboxes and i know for many people in the west who want some kind of reliable process this can seem sketchy but palestinian bloggers on here (and palestinians across platforms including on gazafunds.com) don't want you to be scammed any more than you want to be scammed, and they have put in an extraordinary effort to verify information literally in the middle of a warzone

the truth is you all have no idea how difficult this entire process is from top to bottom, tech companies and fintech companies literally hate anything that passes through this area. i'm banned from uber and doordash because i used an egyptian credit card while travelling and it flagged their automated fraud systems and they never reinstated it lol like that's how arbitrary it is. and egypt is one of the better-connected countries in the area.

the entire reason people in gaza are relying on gofundmes is because the barriers to entry and exit are not accidental—they're deliberate! this is literally what being occupied and middle-eastern means. it means you don't have easy access to bank accounts, you don't have easy access to fundraising, you don't have easy access to your own records, and you are automatically mistrusted by the world at large of how thoroughly dehumanized your language and your people have been during a genocide where you are being bombed and living in a tent. this is also part of what it means to be a refugee from the global south or to be a refugee from the global north, where these processes are expedited (as they were for ukrainian refugees, for example) precisely because they are part of the structure of a war.

like just to explain to you guys how difficult it was for me (someone with access to networks across the world) to get money to a friend in gaza, because egypt's also going through an economic crisis and transferring usd here is close to impossible: to get 15k usd (enough to get 3 people out of gaza) to the office in egypt that registers people for evacuation, that family needed

we managed to get the money to their relatives here, they managed to register them, and then the rafah border was destroyed. so now the are just waiting while being bombed and displaced from one area to another. and this is a family who had every connection needed. imagine how it is for people where only one of these links are dropped?

that's why the work the palestinian bloggers do here to support palestinians in gaza is necessary, because they fill in for people who don't have good language skills, who don't have friends abroad to fundraise or vouch for them, who don't have relatives in egypt who can receive money for them, etc

does this mean every fundraiser is 100% reliable? no. this is why the verification list exists! the things i would be wary of would be if someone sends you a false or phishing link, or if someone who is running the campaign from abroad decides to scam the palestinians they're raising it for and refuse to send the money, both of which i've witnessed personally

but the likelihood of someone faking being from gaza and getting onto the verified list is much smaller because the verification process is rigorous and like i said, palestinians themselves don't want to be promoting scams. but also most of these gofundmes protect your donation, meaning if someone disputes it you get your donation back. they are paranoid to the extent that they will sometimes refuse to pay out people in gaza even after the campaign goal is reached for no reason except that anything from the middle east is generally regarded with suspicion. i've seen paypal also refuse to do the same

as a matter of fact from a tech standpoint it's so, so much easier for someone located in the west to create a fake gofundme/phishing scam than for a palestinian to do so, but by that token it's more difficult for someone in the west to convincingly fake being from gaza. which is why the verification list and other initiatives (like again, gazafunds.com) are so important

i have tried to get gofundmes on gazafunds before and i can promise you their process is rigorous. you might not see a lot of the paperwork behind a specific campaign but i know they don't add campaigns unless they verify their IDs personally or through a network of trusted references. the bloggers on here are a volunteer network working independently, of their own effort, and they are doing their best in what is a genuinely horrible situation. the border is closed now but people in gaza have worked out alternate ways to receive money raised online (again, often via relatives transferring to each other outside gaza or other means) and aid hasn't been coming in for months and those regulating the aid were killed, which means extremely limited supplies and high inflation, so money raised and received now is literally survival money that goes wherever it can, and people are very desperate to raise as much as possible as things get more dire. there is no employment in gaza right now. people have been living off their savings for ten months.

is that simple to convey to some blogger on tumblr donating 5$ to a gofundme? is it simple to understand? no. and that's part of the structure of genocide. you aren't going to be able to venmo someone and get a receipt like you do if you're donating to an org, so volunteers are doing their best to fill in the gaps for that by making sure you know how your money is helping real human beings while relieving the pressure on these humans, in a genocide with limited internet, to constantly post about themselves.

the fact of the matter is that your risk of being scammed by a gofundme from the verified list or gazafunds dot com is extremely low, but the damage of of assuming (and even worse, claiming) these campaigns are a scam is extremely high

if you don't trust a campaign, don't donate to it. if you notice a red flag you feel like the bloggers verifying might have missed, alert them to it. if you notice someone impersonating one of the verified campaigns on here (also common) alert people to it. i often have difficulty identifying which blogs are legitimate because they are deleted and remade so frequently, so i just try to reblog posts from the verified list or promoted by palestinians bloggers as i donate to them.

don't cast doubt on the process if you don't understand it, and don't be cruel about a situation you should pray you never experience—and odds are, if you have a US passport and a US bank account, you never will.

also i want to add a couple of extra things:

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Person who is definitely totally not racist voice: I can't fucking BELIEVE there are people who are UNIRONICALLY fans of of East Asian games with microtransactions, and the characters therein! How stupid can they be? It's completely different from being a fan of my western video games, which also have microtransactions but different ones. Don't they realize that they're essentially doing free marketing for these game studios? It's not as if western internet fandom culture and the convention circuit has been cultivated to act as marketing outlets for the western culture industries! I can't believe someone would like stories and characters Made by a Game Studio to Make Money, as opposed to my beloved western movies and tv shows, which the creators all made entirely out of the goodness of their hearts. This could only be the result of a Gambling Addiction Most Foul!

i think it is pretty disingenuous to refer to the games being talked about as 'games with microtransactions'. genshin doesn't sell you horse armour. they're 'games with gambling', and more specifically 'games with (in many jurisdictions) unregulated gambling'. there is a clear and obvious qualititative difference between 'microtransactions' which are gambling and ones which aren't. i also think that FIFA, NBA2K, Diabo Immortal, that Raid Shadow Legends thing that sponsors every youtuber under the sun, etc, are just as evil--and that EA and Mihoyo and Blizzard and whover the fuck makes Raid Shadow Legends would in any just world all be regulated out of existence.

if your point is that westerners making these complaints disproportionately single out 'gacha' games (or even use 'gacha games' as a generic synonym for 'gambling games') or frame this phenomenon as purely East Asian, or use reactionary narratives of sexual degeneracy in their complaints (e.g. the constant invocation of the 'waifu'), or reactionary narratives of gambling as 'addiction' that elides the responsibility of the gambling industry to frame a social issue in a neutral, medicalizing way, then sure, that's fair--but you're doing that point a very large disservice by dancing around what is actually being criticized by just saying 'microtransactions'.

I admit that you're right that the comparison I have made here is not entirely fair, but the points you're talking about are not quite what I'm getting at. That is, what does it mean for people on this website to treat East Asian gacha games as some kind of unique moral hazard and enjoyment of the story- or character-driven aspects of it as uniquely laughable or worthless, when large sectors of the Western entertainment industry (movies, television, and games all three) are glorified advertisements for the NATO-US military axis in specific and for pan-western global cultural hegemony in general? In what moral universe is the latter more morally neutral than the former? In what moral universe is it permissable and understandable to engage with the latter critically and engage one's own choices but not the former? The entire discourse around gacha games on this website is brimming with racialized double-standards and pointed ignorance of the reality that the vast majority of the userbase doesn't spend any money on these games whatsoever, or only spends money on cosmetic skins, just like any western-game-with-non-gambling-live-service-infrastructure

The white usamerican queers are so comfortable demanding that victims of a genocide just “wait it out” and try to sway Biden into caring about Palestine because to them voting for the alternative candidate would be voting for someone who doesn’t care about THEM which is just continuing to prove the internalised racism and victim complex all white usamericans seem to have 😔