monks meditate. writers brood. these are fundamental laws of nature, people.
i'm sick of people saying being a writer is all about "writing." that's flat-out wrong. being a writer is all about talking about writing— and then coming up with excuses for why you can't.
me, plotting my novel: intrigue. deep themes. forbidden romance. real-world juxtapositions. a thousand plot threads meticulously interwoven.
my cast of characters: lmaoooo, think again
me, after clearing my schedule to write:
uhhhh it was raining... and dark (and also night) and um... cold i guess?? anyway, something dramatic~ happened
me, stuck in traffic on my way to work:
Rain tumbled through midnight leaves, casting the forest in liquid moonlight. A low growl shook the horizon. Death had come.
Hi.
I'm Jason, and I like to write.
People say my stories are not bad and occasionally even okay. If you'd like to experience the raw, visceral, and emotionally captivating rollercoaster of an okay story, then you've come to the right place.
PUBLISHED WORK
Crooked Antlers: A collection of SPINE TINGLING horror stories that my Mom praises as "pretty good, and maybe even worth the money."
CURRENT WIPS
- Crooked Gospels: My SECOND horror anthology slated for release Q1 2025. Some praise from my editor, "it was easier to get through than the last one, I guess."
- WRAITHWOOD: An upcoming novel about an underground school for monsters and the TWISTED secrets it holds.
- It's Nearly Dark: Two brothers return to their family cabin and unearth long buried secrets regarding cryptids and the OBSESSIONS of their grandmother.
NARRATIONS
Here are some phenomenal narrators that make my work sound way better than it has any right to:
- The Afterlife Sequence, narrated by Dr. NoSleep
- It's Nearly Dark, narrated by Lighthouse Horror
- Lullabies and November Ashes, narrated by MrCreepyPasta
- The Entity and the Lad, narrated by Spencer Brus
- Sleigh Father, narrated by The Dark Somnium
- Crooked Antlers, narrated by Mr. Creeps
- I AM HAPPY, narrated by Dr. NoSleep
ANIMATIONS
The legendary Dr. NoSleep has also animated a handful of my works:
Annnnd that's all I've got for now!
Feel free to reach out with literally anything, and stay tuned for more okay writing in the future!