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Day of the Lord? Think you mean day of the Butch
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#old married couple [insp.]
#I need ALL the fics & headcanons about aziraphale riding the train#also like. crowley talks about cars being why he doesn't have to ride horses anymore#but the uk had trains for a long time before 1933#does he *not* like trains?#are they too crowded like being back in hell?#is he only okay on trains if he & az get a private car?#yes I WOULD like to read fic of 1850s crowley having a panic attack on a crowded train#and az cuddling him in a private room that they've miraculously been upgraded to#yes pls#lol#good omens#aziracrow#go s2
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Dream muppet recast:
Rizzocrantz and Gonzostern Are Dead
YES
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Dream muppet recast:
Rizzocrantz and Gonzostern Are Dead
YES
I WOULD PAY ALL THE MONEY FOR THIS
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they shouldve brought back the ”some special humans can see angels trueforms” concept simply so that there couldve been an episode when sam and dean are investigating some case and there’s the kid drawing something traumatic cause theyve Seen something trope but instead of being creepy its all just bright colors and abstract shapes with eyes and mouths everywhere and the kid isnt traumatized at all theyre like i saw it at the grocery store it smiled at me!!!!with all its mouths!!!! and sam & dean are baffled trying to work out what it all means and then they run into cas who is also trying to solve this case and the kid is like its you!!!!! and cas is like ah yes hello the child from the bread isle how are u :) :) :) :)
deanbutagirl
dean is by the way ENTHRALLED by these poorly made kids drawings and keeps holding them up to cas’s face to compare. he pulls the kid aside and is like hey u mind if i keep a few of these? he folds one and puts it in his wallet and puts another on fridge and one in his bedside table that he takes out sometimes just to look at
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Anonymous asked:
AU where Faramir went to Rivendell instead of Boromir?
- Everything turns out okay.
- That sounds flippant but imagine Denethor sending the right son to do the right job.
- Faramir goes to the cool green glade of Elrond, where he speaks of dreams and waves, and the elves whisper that the blood of Numenor runs true in the House of Hurin; Boromir spends his time riding like hell between Ithilien and Osgiliath, speaking with men around smoky fires, embracing his captains and saying to them, take heart, gather your strength, these are the times which test a man’s soul and lift it to glory, but we will see dawn come, we will keep Gondor free.
- Though they are cut from different cloth, this is something Boromir and Faramir have always shared–they are men deserving of leadership, they would be followed under the shadow of the East. Boromir aches for every one of his countrymen cut down, screams his defiance to the orc armies and rallies his arms; Faramir listens to the words of wisdom Aragorn offers, is gentle and kindly with the hobbits, greets Legolas in his mother tongue, offers Master Gimli praise.
- Wandering with the Fellowship below the empty sky, Faramir looks up at Maethor, the Warrior constellation, and thinks of his brother, prays that he is well, that he is safe, that he is still a little pompous, stilted, honest.
- Boromir spends another sleepless night playing with the chain at his neck, the small portraits of his mother and brother. (I cannot lose you too, I cannot–come back hale and whole, come back angry and proud and cunning and defiant of our father–)
- Faramir has never known the weight of all Gondor on his shoulders, and so is not tempted by the power the Ring offers.
- Boromir has always known the love of his father, and so never bears the scorn of Denethor when Osgiliath must be abandoned as too tenuous a position to hold.
- The day that Faramir comes striding into the Citadel, a child and wizard at his heels, Boromir cries out with joy as he has not for more years than counting, and they nearly bruise one another with their embrace.
- “You are almost skeletal, little brother,” Boromir laughs, though it is not true–Faramir looks touched with strangeness and greatness, as one whom the Witch-Queen of Lorien found favor in, whose nobility of form and face had ensnared the heart of the White Princess of Rohan.
- “And you look at least two-stone heavier, elder brother,” Faramir says, though it is false, Boromir is hollowed out and worn thin, deep shadows beneath his eyes and hunger-starved cheeks; in a glance, Faramir knows he neither eats nor sleeps nor laughs, nor feels–and Faramir, wiser and older than when he left, can see the weight his brother has always carried, and how lightly–all the stone of Minas Tirith on his shoulders, and still–
- “I have missed you, little brother.”
- “And I you, elder brother.”
oh my heart ;n;
….I was using those feels.
art-is-a-malady
This is so beautiful… ❤️
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jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺
same score but played entirely on kazoos
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let’s talk about tough, brave, scarred and bitter characters whose voices soften and whose hands move patiently when they interact with someone terrified and hurting
Because they intimately know what it’s like to be terrified and hurting without anyone to be soft and patient for them.
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Writer: There Was Only One Bed…
Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*
Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles
Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Alternatively:
There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining
Angst fans:
There was only one bed. A carried B to it and gently eased them down. They were both badly injured but B’s conditions were much worse and A wouldn’t rest until they knew B was going to be alright. So A sat down next to B and brushed their hair back, holding their hand as B shivered through the night, their only comfort A’s presence by their side.
Hurt/Comfort fans:
Dear god you’re right, you’re so right
I feel like this needs to be a writing challenge… How many different ways can you write this one trope.
cal-purniaa
There was only one bed, but instead of making a big fuss, the tired pair went the fuck to sleep and got a full 8 hours.
My sleep deprived ass:
OH YEAH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF
😹😹😹
There was only one bed. This is normal. They’ve been married for a decade and have a small child. The child has climbed in bed to snuggle with them because thunder is scary. They have their baby curled between them and they share soft, warm smiles over his sleepy head as he snores little kid snores.
Me, who just wants domestic curtains found family fic:
alexanderdamnhethin
I AM ALL OF THIS I WILL LITERALLY READ ANYTHING
frank-from-france
There was only one bed, the two characters argued and bickered begging for them not to have to share it, but they somehow are here still. They agree that there both going to pick a side and stay on it. This was going fine until in the middle of the night A woke up screaming and crying, B gets them to calm down and they end up falling asleep next to each other feeling safe
Enemies to lovers fans
There was only one bed. A noticed B’s exhaustion and lifted them easily. “You don’t have to carry me like a child,” B noted, despite being clearly pleased by how matters were progressing. “I think we both know that’s not true,” A replied with a grin. The bed was warm, inviting, and yet something was missing. “Is this a private party, or can just anyone join,” C called from the doorway, clad only in their underwear and a smile. “Only if it’s you!” A and B replied in unison as they drew the covers back.
My OT3-loving ass:
There was only one bed.
It turned out to be a defective Murphy bed and it trapped them in the wall.
Crack fic fans:
This entire thread is delightful
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How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?
@finegoddamnit how dare you hide this in the tags
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My kink is unloved characters suddenly being loved unconditionally
My kink right now is unloved characters suddenly realizing that they are loved unconditionally.
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Oh to be in love and racing through the woods away from your lover’s overbearing superiors
Inspired by the song Moving by Secret Garden
Dream muppet recast:
Rizzocrantz and Gonzostern Are Dead
YES
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A thing I really enjoyed about the old guard was that not only is there a total lack of any masculine ego or posturing or drama (or really petty rivalry and drama of any kind within the group), it's also deliberately presented as a sign of their age and maturity. Like, it doesn't just lack male ego, it actively frames that as something completely juvenile.
None of the guys question Andy's role as the leader for even a second, and you get the impression she's leading them a place of love and wanting to guide and protect them, not, like, boss them around. And the guys are all kind and patient toward Nile, without ever being patronizing, but also don't question it when she leads everyone in the fight at the end. And of course there's Joe's speech calling the homophobic soldiers "infants".
It's just such a refreshing and believable take on mostly immortal people that there's just this warmth and trust and open love between them all because of course after hundreds or thousands of years they would understand how pointless and trivial anything else would be.
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why are all pride flags just stripes make that shit like Wales
slap a fuckin dragon on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OP’s right, my eyes have been opened, and I have risen to the challenge:
@lillatoons requested some demigender flags so I went ahead and made a bunch more (also @cavetown-unofficial and anyone else who wants to, ofc these are free to use with credit!!)