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Twilight but in the style of Welcome to Night Vale

The sun is missing. You haven’t seen it in years, not since the incident. The sky is mourning, draped in black clouds and crying. A feeling of dread sets over you. Welcome, to Forks Washington. 

[intro]

Listeners, today I have exciting news! A new family moved into town! There are five children and two adults, though not related, each have matching sallow skin and black eyes and they are all ominously beautiful. One of the adults, Carlisle Cullen, is an accomplished doctor who is now employed at the Forks Community Hospital, which is quite strange, considering the building has been vacant for several years. 

Each of the children is attending Forks High School–Go Spartans!–and sits on the edge of the bustling cafeteria, silent, unmoving, with full trays of food in front of them. They don’t seem to blink or breathe as they stare ahead with their black eyes, hungry but not for food. The other students can’t help but stare but feel dread while doing so, as if they aren’t allowed to look. No one has seen them move, but have seen them in their classes sometimes, in new positions, always sitting perfectly still, never breathing, never blinking. The Cullen children are–

Oh, uh, listeners, I appear to have made a factual error earlier in this broadcast. The new family who moved into town, you know, the Cullens, don’t actually have black eyes. My mistake. They’re actually a pleasant gold. Thanks for the correction, intern Kareem!

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