jezunya reblogged
Introducing the Uncle Friend
- distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)
- has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–
- absolutely should not be in charge
- absolutely does not WANT to be in charge
- you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff
- wants to help you out when you’re sad???
- may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case
- absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween
- you’ve never seen more impressive shoes
If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend