quixotic chaotic

john watson: I am glad you liked my potato

me: you should put that on a t-shirt

We need these for a con

I want one.

Ditto

Oh the Places by Kellabell9 (on tee here)

[image description: The first image is a picture of a person wearing a purple t-shirt that reads “disability is not a bad word” in pastel rainbow font. beneath that, two smaller images read the same thing in white on black, and black on white.]

I made a shirt! It comes in white, black, and pastel rainbow font, and you can choose which style and colour of shirt you want too! A little awareness, a lot of disability pride, and just a hint of sass for good measure.

You can find my Redbubble portfolio here.

long cat sweatshirt | $11.18

#yes good#put these ancient memes on my body

Aliens Print Picks

[Image description: White text against a grey background reads, “challenged, handicapped, handi-capable, differently abled, divers-abled, special needs”. Beside each euphemism for disability is a red X, indicating no. Below the list of euphemisms is the word “disabled” in larger type, and with a green checkmark beside it, indicating yes.]

Seriously. Cut it out with the euphemisms. #JustSayDisabled

(this design is also available in black&white)

(edited to add: yes friends this is a shirt that you can actually buy click here~)

Also: I am disabled. I'm a disabled person. Stop trying to force person first language on us. Stop trying to separate me from my disability. Stop trying to erase my disability for your abled comfort. Just say disabled.

Halloween & Occult Clothing

My design team partner (also autistic) and I got sick of all the shirts for parents with autistic children, so we made some for children with autistic parents. It’s half snark, half serious. Feel free to give us more suggestions.  Mommy | Daddy

MMFR novelty T-shirts, part 2! (Part 1)

Had SO MUCH FUN with this (even though I spent 1000 years on every wife and 10 minutes on everybody else.) Got some help and suggestions: sickmonkey1027 suggested Foxy Grandpa for Ace and gatsbygal suggested Joe in a Female Body Inspector shirt (which might be the sleaziest thing I’ve ever drawn, I feel the need to wash my tablet with soap) Also I think someone mentioned a “if lost, return to Slit” in the old post so I totally stole that idea for Cheedo.

Personal favorites are the two last one. For Max I couldn’t find ANYTHING and for Furiosa I found TOO MUCH (seriously, do you know how many horrendous trucker/asskicking novelty shirts there are out there? It’s kinda overwhelming) Then I googled “dog novelty t-shirt” AND GUESS WHAT POPPED UP ON THE FIRST PAGE. Same with Haul It Like You Stole It, when I laid my eyes on that beauty I just knew it was the one.

Uploaded this yesterday and people were wondering where to get it. I forgot the links! But that’s a good thing, because it gave me time to fix an error - I added the “the” in “I died historic on the”. I also made a mug and travel mug version, because why not? 

Here’s various places you can get it:

RedBubble (the mug + travel mug can be found here)

Teepublic

Neatoshop

Design By Humans

I apologize but I’m super stoked about this shirt

Heh.

Where do I get this

*ugly snorting laughter*

OK HECKERS HERE’S THE DEAL, YOU NEED A THING ON A SHIRT FOR A COSTUME AND YOU DON’T WANT TO HECK IT UP. YOU WANT A PICTURE PERFECT EASY PEASY CHEAP-BUTT SHIRT FOR HECKA CHEAP. LOOK NO FURTHER, YOU AWESOME PIECE OF GARBAGE.

THIS PLACE IS LIKE HECKIN HEAVEN FOR COSPLAYERS. I WORK AT THE SAINT LOUIS LOCATION AND HOT DANG KIDS IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS FOR COSPLAYERS 24/7. CHECK THIS JUNK OUT.

YOU SEE THAT? BAM. $15.99. CHEAPER THAN DIRT. YOU WANT IT FAST? WE CAN DO THIS JUNK IN OUR SLEEP YO. 24 HOUR TURNAROUND. YEAH. ONE DAY. IT TAKES ONE DAY. THAT’S IT. JUST ONE. A DAY YOU COULD BE USING TO PUT YOUR COSTUME TOGETHER WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT PAINTING A GOSH DANG SHIRT.

YOU WANT A CHARACTER LOGO ON A SWEATSHIRT? WE CAN DO THAT. YOU WANT YOUR FANART ON A HOODIE? WE GOT THAT. YOU WANT NIC CAGE’S FACE ON A SHIRT AND SOME SCALEMATE BOXERS? WE CAN DO IT HELLA FAST LIKE YOU NEVER EVEN SEEN.

WE GOT MORE THAN JUST SHIRTS TOO, OH YES. WE GOT SO MUCH MORE. YOU WANT A HOODIE OR A SWEATSHIRT OF A FREAKIN APRON? LET’S HOOK YOU UP. YOU WANT A TOWEL WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS FACE ON IT SO YOU CAN WIPE YOUR FACE ONTO THEIR FACE? WE CAN DO THAT.

AND GUESS WHAT? THERE’S ONE IN MOST STATES. CHECK OUT THE WEBSITE TO SEE WHICH ONE IS CLOSEST TO YOU.

NO SHIPPING COSTS, NO WEEKS AT A TIME WAITING, YOU CAN ORDER ONE AT A TIME, AND HELLA CHEAP. NO HASSLE WITH GODFORSAKEN FABRIC PAINTS.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Look what came in the mail!!! ✉️💗💜💙

Sweatshirt (see more black sweat shirts)

Perfect for spoonies, or what? :)

These are my favorite things ever. lol. I found these on the web, not sure who the owner of the art is but if you know please tell me! I will gladly give credit or remove if asked to. I just couldn’t wait to share, I think little things like this are great! Xoxo -Elliott Alexzander

Hey guys!  A friend of mine was diagnosed with EDS not too long ago, and now she’s doing some fundraising for various medical expenses and appointments by tee-springing this awesome shirt she designed!  

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It’s super cool and only $19.99+ (depending on which shirt you choose).

So if you want an awesome EDS shirt and to support a fellow EDSer- go buy one!!  You won’t regret it!!

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And if you can’t buy, share!  Sale ends Thursday, May 21st!!