OK HECKERS HERE’S THE DEAL, YOU NEED A THING ON A SHIRT FOR A COSTUME AND YOU DON’T WANT TO HECK IT UP. YOU WANT A PICTURE PERFECT EASY PEASY CHEAP-BUTT SHIRT FOR HECKA CHEAP. LOOK NO FURTHER, YOU AWESOME PIECE OF GARBAGE.
THIS PLACE IS LIKE HECKIN HEAVEN FOR COSPLAYERS. I WORK AT THE SAINT LOUIS LOCATION AND HOT DANG KIDS IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS FOR COSPLAYERS 24/7. CHECK THIS JUNK OUT.
YOU SEE THAT? BAM. $15.99. CHEAPER THAN DIRT. YOU WANT IT FAST? WE CAN DO THIS JUNK IN OUR SLEEP YO. 24 HOUR TURNAROUND. YEAH. ONE DAY. IT TAKES ONE DAY. THAT’S IT. JUST ONE. A DAY YOU COULD BE USING TO PUT YOUR COSTUME TOGETHER WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT PAINTING A GOSH DANG SHIRT.
YOU WANT A CHARACTER LOGO ON A SWEATSHIRT? WE CAN DO THAT. YOU WANT YOUR FANART ON A HOODIE? WE GOT THAT. YOU WANT NIC CAGE’S FACE ON A SHIRT AND SOME SCALEMATE BOXERS? WE CAN DO IT HELLA FAST LIKE YOU NEVER EVEN SEEN.
WE GOT MORE THAN JUST SHIRTS TOO, OH YES. WE GOT SO MUCH MORE. YOU WANT A HOODIE OR A SWEATSHIRT OF A FREAKIN APRON? LET’S HOOK YOU UP. YOU WANT A TOWEL WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS FACE ON IT SO YOU CAN WIPE YOUR FACE ONTO THEIR FACE? WE CAN DO THAT.
AND GUESS WHAT? THERE’S ONE IN MOST STATES. CHECK OUT THE WEBSITE TO SEE WHICH ONE IS CLOSEST TO YOU.
NO SHIPPING COSTS, NO WEEKS AT A TIME WAITING, YOU CAN ORDER ONE AT A TIME, AND HELLA CHEAP. NO HASSLE WITH GODFORSAKEN FABRIC PAINTS.
YOU’RE WELCOME.