quixotic chaotic

Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thráin, son of Thrór, King of the dick jokes.

The South Dakota Office of Highway Safety might want to reevaluate their PSA informing people about the dangers of jerking the steering wheel.

none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex

People believe what they choose to.

it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery

O H MY GOD

ehehehe history

This is my kind of activism.

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole

Omfg the tags

A friend asked me if I had any pointers on drawing dingle dongles and I may or may not have gotten totally carried away and drew out a bunch of stuff, heheh. Figured Id post it just in case any nsfw artists found it helpful at all~

Also if I have any incorrect info or you have tips feel free to let me know. Always eager to supplement my penis expertise~ haha~

thank you now everyone can stop drawing upside down dongs

Appendices 10: The fake ice of Laketown

god, so original

Lingerie for men is a thing — and it’s pretty awesome 

Lets support people wearing whatever they damn well wanna wear

I’m very ok with this.

I’m reading this on the bus and the person behind me was just reading over my shoulder and dropped something fyi

God bless ‘em for not calling it Brogerie.

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

I am reblogging this because of totally mature, grown-up, scientific reasons. I am a mature adult. I am not giggling.

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

further clarafication

SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

This is worth the read.

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