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quixotic chaotic

@jezunya / jezunya.tumblr.com

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sergle

i don’t make the rules AT ALL, but if you mostly spend time in Gay People Spaces then you know about 28 ppl who look like this 

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snakewife

Introducing the Uncle Friend

  • distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)
  • has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–
  • absolutely should not be in charge
  • absolutely does not WANT to be in charge
  • you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff
  • wants to help you out when you’re sad???
  • may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case
  • absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween
  • you’ve never seen more impressive shoes 

If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend

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caelei

sometimes when i’m feeling well i think to myself ‘i bet i could have a job like sitting at a desk or something’ and then i try to do something like organize my bookshelves (a task that is Not Very Strenuous) and it takes me an entire week because i have to keep breaking it up between days because it’s Actually Killing Me to do such a Simple Task

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