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Phones in (Good omens) Hell.

Depending on the hellphone- you’ll either get a bulldogclip mouth, teeth, or some variation of a tongue around your ear region when you answer, and you have your mouth dangerously close to some wavy leggies, claws and a bottom.

You have to CATCH them to answer them.

Most are agreeably answerable with insect bribes (Using Beelzebub’s flies is a risk of it’s own) and Satan’s direct line is in a large ancient crocodile run almost entirely on disposable Erics.

There’s a totally different dimension to the concept of prank calls, but it IS hell.

Crowley suggesting mobile phones was also because the damn things always spoiled the line of his suits- and the nearest one on hand while he patrolled in the UK tended to mean splashing around in a pond. Not easy when you broadcast “giant walking snake” signals on all channels.

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archiemcphee

The Department of Impossible Cuteness is considering taking early retirement because they aren’t sure anything will ever be able to top these photos of a green anole lizard sweetly sleeping curled up inside the petals of a rose.

This awesome blossom was picked by the daughter of Texas-based Imgur user Cmycherrytree:

“My daughter picked me a rose. We got a surprise when we went to smell it. It looked so cozy and peaceful we couldn’t bear to disturb it. As long as I live I will probably never see this again.”
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caseygirard

This makes me so happy, I have to share.

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