"Do we know a Jim?" brO OKAY WE GET IT YOU'RE MARRIED (I'm going insane where is s3)

Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x10 - “Naka-Choko”

happy 10th anniversary of the horniest episode of all time

They are stealing value from workers and can never be satisfied.

seriously...

it's insane how much aziraphale cares for crowley.

This is all Aziraphale’s been doing for 6000 years. He has basically two jobs which are ‘enjoy nice things invented by humans’ and ‘stop Gabriel killing Crowley’. (’Actually do my angelic task assignments’ is not on the list anywhere.)

When Crowley spends that drunken evening trying to convince Aziraphale to save Sondheim first nights and silver snuffboxes and old bookshops, all he actually needed to do was say “if the world ends we won’t talk to each other ever again”. And he couldn’t, because it wasn’t safe yet for Aziraphale to admit that he would give up books to keep his allegiance to Heaven but he wouldn’t give up Crowley.

(Aziraphale gets to that point all at once after the Metatron tells him that they do want the war, and he COMMITS, it’s magnificent)

there’s no way that this is not how they’re sitting in that picture

I mean--

What gives him the right??

Where were you when you first saw the Clock Scene in The Great Mouse Detective bc I for one am Shooketh

Little Me [knows no curse words worse than "butt"]: Holy shit this FUCKS

tumblr media criticism

GOOD OMENS FANDOM TODAY :D:

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

Love him, great man

#broadchurch #hardy x miller #I’m still crying about this #alec ‘trust issues’ hardy believed her instantly #he just KNEW she was innocent #anything else was ‘unthinkable’ #even after years as a detective #even after tess’ betrayal #even after he made ‘don’t trust’ his mantra #he ended up trusting this woman more than her closest friends and colleagues did #throw me off a cliff via @penfairy​

#BROADCHURCH #HARDY X MILLER #SHE’LL NEED ME #EVEN IF SHE DOESN’T WANT ME #I’LL BE THERE WITH THE SALAD #AND THE SHITTY PLATITUDES #AND THE DISTRACTION SHE NEEDS #AND THE CASE SHE NEEDS TO PROVE HERSELF TO THE WORLD AND HERSELF #HELL I’LL EVEN BE THE ONE PUSHING THE BUGGY #HOWEVER THERE IS NO SUGGESTION THAT I AM IN ANY WAY ARSE OVER TIT IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN #OKAY? #SHE’LL NEED ALL OF US via @curiositykilledtheslug

I can’t decide what broke me more, Crowley’s constant acts of service, always showing up to save Aziraphel or make him happier… or Az’s extremely in love expressions.

Like, listen:

a. THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM even when playing “enemies”

b. His smile when Crowley appears to save him in France? SOFT

c. WHEN HE FALLS IN LOVE

d. That cutesy smile and blush????

e. The way his gaze lingers after the sexually charged moment AND HE’S LOOKING AT THIS LIPS BEFORE HIS GAZE GOES UP??

f. “to the world” but say it like it means “i love you”

and ‘civil rights’ and ‘the value of human life’ and ‘children should not be sacrificed for the economy’

And ‘the Earth is round’ and ‘Nazis are bad’

Aziraphale looking at Crowley’s lips and wanting to be kissed probably

#2020 mood

but like…why was there a legend about forbidden lovers from warring peoples with a red and blue color motif who met in underground caverns lit by glowing crystals…and then a pivotal scene of rapprochement between zuko and katara that opens with them framed in the exact same standing/kneeling position as oma and shu and that takes place in an underground cavern lit by glowing crystals…if all that wasn’t supposed to mean anything??? like i’m just supposed to believe that was all a huge coincidence??? that they created this amazing parallel by accident??? that is the fakest news tbh