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quixotic chaotic

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odonoghues

#SQUAD GOALS

This is like a study in how many expressions three characters can cram into a frame. The last gif is the story an entire life lived in a moment. This gifset describes a heroic journey. Jonathan is briefly wildly excited by the statue’s feet before resigning himself to his fate. Ardeth’s instant transition from drama to annoyance when Rick lights a match on his beard is highly relatable. why did Rick stop the action just to strike a match on a friend’s rugged jaw. how fantastic are Ardeth’s robes. what are their faces doing in the last gif. is anyone in this film capable of doing anything at a normal level with any modicum of focus, or do they all stumble dramatically out of bed in the morning and pick a fight with the floor. Give me more disasters, that’s what I want. more relatable, distractible disasters. not a single one of them can focus on deadly dangers for more than a moment without being distracted by feet, jawlines, banter, books, swishing their clothes and grabbing each other. none of them can hold a torch properly.

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Drift compatible Steve and Natasha

Holy shit, I never realised she shot out the glass so Steve could jump through it while he had her tucked under his arm

I bet it started in New York when he first tossed her up from his shield so she could catch a ride on that Chitauri aircraft. “It’ll be fun,” she said. And it was fun, and they won, so later on they kinda looked at each other and sized each other up, thinking, huh. There’s potential here. So just for fun, again, they come up with all these weird ways to combine Steve’s brute strength and Natasha’s gymnastic agility, plus both of their lightning fast reflexes and ability to calculate angles and trajectories on the fly, minus a healthy sense of self-preservation on both sides. And Clint watches gleefully as they practice and makes his own insane suggestions (come on, do you really think CLINT BARTON would take a stand for safety consciousness in any situation?), and maybe they have a threeway combat maneuver (get your head out of the gutter) based on some wild trapeze stunt he remembers from the circus and they do it in the middle of a fight and their enemy just goes, WAIT, WHAT? And that is how SHIELD wins that particular battle that day.

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