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limnaia

I love Chewie in the background shrugging at Finn like ‘war hero is a bit strong tbh mate’

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systlin

“He mostly just stumbled into a lot of stuff and I did my best to keep him alive.” 

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aenhanse

get to know me: [6/15] movies ⇛ star wars: a new hope

General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father’s request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I’m afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
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evepolastrl
Luke Skywalker has vanished. In his absence, the sinister First Order has risen from the ashes of the Empire and will not rest until Skywalker, the last Jedi, has been destroyed. With the support of the Republic, General Leia Organa leads a brave Resistance. She is desperate to find her brother Luke and gain his help in restoring peace and justice to the galaxy. Leia has sent her most daring pilot on a secret mission to Jakku, where an old ally has discovered a clue to Luke’s whereabouts…
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danny-dice

It still makes literally zero sense that Rey can understand Wookie.

“What do I do when I’m home? Mostly, I refurbish gear at my workbench - it costs too much to make extensive repairs at Unkar’s washing tables in Niima. I have an old Y-wing computer display I use to study schematics of rebel and Imperial starships and run flight sims. I practice alien languages and droidspeak so I can talk to people in Niima. And I sleep - I made myself a hammock when I was just a kid. At first it was huge, and I would feel lost in the middle of it. Now it fits more snugly” - Rey’s Survival Guide

also Pablo Hidalgo’s TFA Visual Dictionary

“Rey’s interaction with offworlders has allowed her to learn nonhuman languages such as Wookiee and astromech binary.”

Lets just be honest here for a moment, people hate on Rey simply because of her gender. 

Anakin, a mere child, pilots a Starfighter and blows up the Droid Command ship while more experienced, adult, pilots die around him,

Fanboys: Yes, completely believable, he has the force,

Luke pilots a Starfighter and blows up the Death Star while more experienced pilots die around him.

Fanboys: Yes, completely believable, he has the force.

Rey, alone and with nothing better to do, uses an old computer to teach herself how to understand alien and droid languages, and how to fix and repair machinery.

Fanboys: What is this Mary Sue bullshit? Who the fuck is Rey? Just an SJW character so that the females can feel empowered. This is completely unbelievable. Fuck Rey.

Their BS is ridiculous.

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drst

Yup.

My group of friends has been watching the movies together in a lead-up to TLJ. One of them really dislikes Rey. Not to the point of swearing about her, but he thinks she’s ridiculously unrealistic and whatever and he can’t stop telling you about it whenever the movie is mentioned.

During Ep I, we got to the battle at the end. Analog blew up the command center. I said, rather calmly and to the group as a whole, “Ten-year-old boy, literally the chosen one from a virgin birth, accidentally gets into this battle and blows up the ship, but Rey is the unrealistic one.”

I wish I had a picture of my friend’s face. Dude has yet to come up with a response.

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