quixotic chaotic

#all you need to know about captain jack in one gifset

I’m crying. THIS IS PERFECT.

Submission by Anonymous. 

I want to play a computer game with this on a poster just casually hanging up around the place

Her face in the last gif gives me joy

JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM

JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER

there are people in this world who genuinely think that vegetarians only eat vegetables

I always wonder what those people think omnivores eat then… some strange substance known as 'omni'? Or maybe we eat omnisexuals?? (Captain Jack for every meal, anyone?)

True Story

And both are accurate to Captain Jack.

#I imagine that every year on her birthday, Jack shows up at Donna’s door, announcing himself as a hug-o-gram sent by a mysterious admirer

That tag wins all the awards, in the history of ever.

#Jack totally keeps an eye out on all the Doctor’s companions throughout space and time #Uses Torchwood to keep tabs on everyone #even the ones he didn’t travel with #so he knows exactly when Sarah Jane needs flowers from a secret admirer most #Or where to send an anonymous gift for Donna’s wedding #Gives little Amelia the supplies to make her Raggedy Doctor dolls #He’s practically running a support group for former companions of the Doctor #They just don’t realize it.

headcanon accepted 

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

HEADCANON ACCENPTED

HEADCANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.

HEADCANON COMPLETELY ACCEPTED.

I ACCEPT

In the Torchwood episode “Captain Jack Harkness,” Torchwood leader Jack is taken back to 1941, and for the first time meets the man he took his name from. The two Jacks are inexplicably attracted to each other, and because Torchwood Jack knows that the historical Jack will die the next day, he takes the risk of dancing with him in front of the shocked party-goers.

That episode was beautiful.

Awww

So I’m reading a Doctor Who book, Only Human. And Jack is in it. They were in a situation and needed a distraction so:

and I was just like "Oh you”

and then

of course. buT THEN THIS

DOCTOR. 

Holy mother of all crossovers. I NEED THIS LIKE AIR. BECAUSE JACK WOULD STILL BE THERE. AFLODKJF AL;SDKJF;DIFJA;OEIFN

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

BUT I NEED MORE.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEYOND PERFECT

SOMEONE WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM REUNITING PLEASE I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRSTBORN CHILD

THIS THIS THIS ^^^

…Dude, I’d ship it.  Hell, if I was more of a Marvel girl I’d fic the damn thing.

There was a really good one but I cannot recall which one it was and i have friends over so I cannot search properly for that particular one.

But here you go - All stories under the pairing:

http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Jack%20Harkness*s*Steve%20Rogers/works

YO GEBO.  I FOUND THE STUFF.  Or more accurately my friend did and I’m just reblogging to fling it at everyone who might want it.

*FLAILING*

OMG, I never knew I needed this until NOW!

I just needed to reblog this again.

Because jfc, you don’t understand how important this scene is to me.

Or maybe you do!

Because it has Jack openly showing his affection and admiration for two people of different gender in the exact same way, making no difference at all, and neither do Rose nor the Doctor. Zilch. No hesitating, no flinching, no comic relief.

I wish it could be like this more often.

Acceptance: You’re doing it right.

I remember reading that John very intentionally made sure to kiss Chris exactly like he kissed Billie, because he wanted it to be very clear that the male-male kiss was exactly the same as the female-male kiss, exactly as real as the female-male kiss, and that there was nothing humorous about the gay kiss as compared to the straight one.

Read the article here : [x]

WELL FUCK THEY MAY AS WELL NAME THAT SHOW “45 MINUTES OF SEXUAL INNUENDOS” 

Or “adventures in my porn folder”.