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The only one who makes the king kneels

a royal husband lie-in, as requested by @ahiddenkitty for her Patreon request :3

thank you for giving me the chance to be self-indulgent, too 🙏

The only one who makes the king kneels

Bilbo Baggins as King’s consort

All i wanted to do was draw Bilbo in a robe, and then this happened.

“You doubted me,” Bilbo crowed, clinging fiercely to his fishing pole as the line spooled out.


“Never.” Thorin’s words were sincere, but his face still hid a smile, as though he knew something the hobbit did not.

“Best trout fisher in Hobbiton, two years running.” Bilbo tried to catch his reel, but it continued to spin like a wild gyroscope. He did not quite have the hang of dwarven fishing rods, nor did he see what was wrong with a good old fashioned pole-and-line. “I make all of my own lures, you know.”

“I know,” Thorin said. “This one seems most efficacious.”

“Yes. Yes quite.” Struggling to catch the line, Bilbo kept banging his fingers on the spinning reel. Suddenly it went taut. There was no more line left on the spool. Bilbo’s feet lifted from the wooden planks beneath him.

Fortunately, strong dwarven arms caught his middle at the exact same moment. “I only said the fish of Long Lake might be larger than those you are accustomed to,” Thorin murmured in his ear.

After a moment to consider whether or not his pride was worth a dunking, Bilbo allowed Thorin to help him land his catch.

ADB Always Drawing Bilbo!  He looks so lovely in blue ^_^

Consort Bilbo with a lil Frodo. Bilbo’s design is based off of ewes!

Consort-Under-The-Mountain!Bilbo

I’ve literally read through every consort Bilbo fanfic available in the whole internet. I need more consort Bilbo fanfics in my life like whoa.

Well, it's Ficback Friday, and you all know what that means! This week, I'm recommending 'Wide Awake and Sleeping' by pretzelduck. At just 3111 words, it's a rather small morsel, but for its size, it packs in an amazing amount of angsty pining, humour, and of course, fluffy romance (because it has a happy ending, naturally!). I adore the oblivious idiots trope, I love Bilbo remaining in Erebor (although reShirement is lovely, too), and I love Thorin’s lack of sense direction, and this story has all of that. It's sweet and cute, and perfect bite-size for a busy weekend. 😉

Rating: Teen And Up

Fandom: The Hobbit

Pairing: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield

Summary: "Bilbo had been told multiple times that Thorin’s sense of direction was perfect underground. He didn’t understand how that could possibly be true when Thorin kept accidentally ending up in his bed."

A certain @pangur-pangur​ has been known to mention a fondness for Consort Bilbo in body jewellery etc. so, it being Christmas…

“How to Seduce your Dwarf King in One Easy Step” (full nsfw image under cut)

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Happy summer solstice everybody! I was going to draw something proper for the event but ran out of time, so this will have to suffice ✌️

Turning in for the night (◡‿◡✿)

@rutobuka2 & @mithrilbikini inspired me with their wonderful fem!bagginshield art, and here we are :D

mith’s mermaid AU, ruto’s bookshop AU

Look at them, they’re amazing <3

Thilbo Bagginshield AU headcanon:

Bilbo has simple tastes and doesn’t care for being adorned with heavy extravagant jewelry of a royal Erebor dwarf, despite his being Thorin’s consort.  Thorin respects this, but still feels like Bilbo deserves something to show how he is part of Erebor. He acknowledges Bilbo’s love for nature and the Shire, and goes down to the forges himself to make Bilbo his own little gold crown of flowers. Thorin’s work is so meticulous that despite being made of gold, the flowers look alive and delicate.