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malmao

Imagine the dwarves spending their nights in little “family groups” on the road to Erebor though. 

Balin and Dwalin sleeping like two halves of a circle. Curled on their sides and facing one another, knees and foreheads nearly touching. 

Nori and Dori boxing in Ori between them, protective of their little brother even in sleep. 

Bifur isn’t technically Bofur or Bombur’s brother, but they treat as such none the less and this is no exception. Sleeping together like they’re in a puppy pile, all heaped on top of Bombur at odd angles. 

Oin and Gloin being typical siblings. Neither settling still nor close to one another. Just ebbing and flowing during the night, shifting closer and being shoved away. 

And of course there’s Kili and Fili. Sprawling out and invading each others space and neither of them seeming to mind in the least. 

Which just leaves Thorin and Bilbo. 

And at first Bilbo ends up sleeping next to Gandalf most nights, curled up with his back to the old wizard. It isn’t particular warm or comforting, but it does have some semblance of familiarity. But Gandalf also isn’t very consistent when it comes to being around during the nights, which leaves Bilbo without any bed mate at all more often than not. He knows Thorin sleeps alone too. Usually he’s leaning up against something–a rock or a tree–hand posed near his blade. It can’t be comfortable. They aren’t familiar enough, though, for Bilbo to do anything but look on at the other little dwarf piles wistfully. 

Then Carrock happens and they travel to Beorn’s house and the ground is cold and Thorin is just going to go off and sleep by his lonesome like the pig headed dwarf that he is and the hobbit is officially done with it bc there is no goddamn way Thorin doesn’t have a crick in his neck and hobbits run very warm (you know hobbits have a high metabolism) so Thorin would be more than satisfied with having one in his space on cold nights and of course he tells Thorin all this as the dwarf just stares on with wide eyes. 

And so Bilbo Baggins becomes the bedmate of the famed Thorin Oakenshield. The King Under the Mountain, who apparently snuffles in his sleeps and grumbles in Khuzdul and pulls little hobbit burglars to him like they’re a heated water bottle in cool sheets. 

The end.

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jezunya
As the World’s Youngest Doctor Who Reviewer, Lindalee was not expecting to run into any stars of the hit BBC Television show on the night of Disney’s CINDERELLA World Premiere. But as The Prince himself (Richard Madden) took a few minutes to be interviewed by the 6 3/4 year old red-carpet reporter, Lindalee suddenly spotted actress Jenna Coleman who plays her favorite character ‘Clara Oswald’ on Doctor Who, who was waiting nearby for her real-life boyfriend, Richard. Having met Jenna twice already in both New York and London, Lindalee quickly ditched the opportunity to chat w/ the Prince to embrace and re-connect w/ her fellow Whovian. [x]
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i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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ashbet

One of my dear friends is a tattoo artist (and his wife is heavily inked), and their child asked “How old will I be when the pictures start to appear?”

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voidbat

oh jesus that’s adorable.

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cheese24k

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.
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linrenzo

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

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sssibilance

That person is in the right field!  So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.

my fav part of this video is how when the kid starts crying he goes into Total Ham Overdrive and has the kid giggling again in a matter of seconds

WHAT A GOOD DOCTOR

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